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(sent:): "you and josh still trying to have a baby?" (rec'd): "ya, lol its frustrating cuz i get all his little guys but they aren't very good swimmers lol" (sent): "ha. well, i wish i woulda known you needed more. i would have spit." (rec'd): "...?" (sent): "pretend i didn't say that! when i drop him off in a min, he's gonna still be too drunk to think of a good explanation!"
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If we get pulled over I'm blowing over 0.08...(replied) if we get pulled over I'm blowin the cop
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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im going to give his brother a bj and not brush my teeth so the next time we make out, it'll be like hes giving his brother a bj
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Her labia were so damn big it looked like a pair of pants flapping on a clothesline.
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