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About: My Drunk Texts from last night - (MDT). For those texting late at night, of whom turn into prolific and inappropriate intoxicated texters after a few drinks in the wee hours of the morning, beware your texts while intoxicated messages. They may just end up public for all to see. My Drunk Texts collects user/reader submitted everyday drunken texts from the night before likely to happen to most anyone and publishes them to (MDT) by area code (###). Anyone can submit all those scandalous and funny drunk texts from last night you received (or sent) the night before. Even better you can even submit your texts to our college section, where texts are broken down by colleges. Of course the more drunken text messages from last night the better. So help us spread the word by becoming a (MDT) My Drunk Texts from last night messages fan on facebook. Let's find all the texts while intoxicated website drunk texter fans out there! Make your dirty and funny drunken texts messages shames public by submitting your texts from last night. Enjoy your infamy! - MDT.

(678): Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.

(813): We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.

(724): Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.

(270): My brother randomly told me that unless he's wearing underwear, his jungle of pubic hair would get caught in his zipper. Thanks for the lovely visual.

(414): I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.

(925): Haha I'm already in my puss (925): Pjs** that was an awkward auto correct

(917): about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well

(304): Listen... I don't think you understand how my fuckability meter works.

(919): My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.

(714): Haha I forgive you! Sooo... this may be awkward but I gotta say it. Uh.. I don't remember pulling out last night. (1-714): hahah i figured you didn't, it's cool.

(210): i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.

(530): Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(

(516): no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"

(304): She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments

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