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About: My Drunk Texts from last night - (MDT). For those texting late at night, of whom turn into prolific and inappropriate intoxicated texters after a few drinks in the wee hours of the morning, beware your texts while intoxicated messages. They may just end up public for all to see. My Drunk Texts collects user/reader submitted everyday drunken texts from the night before likely to happen to most anyone and publishes them to (MDT) by area code (###). Anyone can submit all those scandalous and funny drunk texts from last night you received (or sent) the night before. Even better you can even submit your texts to our college section, where texts are broken down by colleges. Of course the more drunken text messages from last night the better. So help us spread the word by becoming a (MDT) My Drunk Texts from last night messages fan on facebook. Let's find all the texts from last night website drunk texter fans out there! Make your dirty and funny drunken texts messages shames public by submitting your texts from last night. Enjoy your infamy! - MDT.

(720): Dude, I just purchased a 5 lbs block of dry ice for $4.50 and burned off my genital warts! I saved at least $100 in medical fees.

(858): There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.

(910): You threw up everywhere and some girl started telling people. So you yelled "stop snitching bitch" at the top of your lungs.

(817): My lotion is such a guy.. It won't cum out unless you beat it really hard.

(608): From behind she looks like Richard Simmons

(949): What do you require baby? (949): Lots of lube (949): Fuck i meant Love ***** (949): Or both

(254): Would it be weird of I asked him if he was circumcised? (1-254): No... I just asked my boyfriend if I could give him head after we just had a horrible emotional discussion

(917): I've got double d's that are calling you're name ;) (1-917): Well put a shirt over them, the game is on

(318): Dude last night was epic shit. Like bigger than anything we ever did. People lost articles of clothing in the club

(440): Everyone was so shocked to hear that she was a virgin they were speechless. I said I could cure that problem for her and we hooked up. It was that simple.

(817): Ultimate walk of shame, had to walk 3 houses down and across the street in nothin but a towel while the neighbors family was outside staring

(925): she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"

(427): I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.

(510): In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...

(910): I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both

(757): I believe some people would call last night an orgy.

(619): Be still, my beating vagina.

(612): The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.

(831): She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs

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