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About: My Drunk Texts from last night - (MDT). For those texting late at night, of whom turn into prolific and inappropriate intoxicated texters after a few drinks in the wee hours of the morning, beware your texts while intoxicated messages. They may just end up public for all to see. My Drunk Texts collects user/reader submitted everyday drunken texts from the night before likely to happen to most anyone and publishes them to (MDT) by area code (###). Anyone can submit all those scandalous and funny drunk texts from last night you received (or sent) the night before. Even better you can even submit your texts to our college section, where texts are broken down by colleges. Of course the more drunken text messages from last night the better. So help us spread the word by becoming a (MDT) My Drunk Texts from last night messages fan on facebook. Let's find all the texts while intoxicated website drunk texter fans out there! Make your dirty and funny drunken texts messages shames public by submitting your texts from last night. Enjoy your infamy! - MDT.

(908): It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!

(678): Well... he was (and I quote) "a really loyal and loving boyfriend" until i told him i taught yoga

(513): So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.

(860): Apparently it's "weird" that I save condom wrappers. I'm saving them to remember my victims...like Dexter.

(416): he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.

(386): I didn't come to NYC to get fucked and left drunk in a cab in a city where I'm clueless (1-386): Honestly? That sounds really awesome. I'm jealous.

(386): Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.

(913): It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...

(585): Good cuz everyone likes boobies. They're the building blocks of society. Without boobies there'd b chaos and destrucktion. Same goes for when chicks eat pussy n 3sums

(253): Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about

(214): You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.

(305): ..how does "I will blow up your house and put your boner away" come up in the same sentence.

(519): I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.

(312): If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.

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