My Drunk Texts (MDT)

About: My Drunk Texts from last night - (MDT), This is a site to submit all those scandalous and funny drunk texts from last night you received (or sent) the night before. Of course the more drunken text messages from last night the better. So help us spread the word by becoming a (MDT) My Drunk Texts from last night messages fan on facebook. Let's find all the drunk texter fans out there! Make your dirty and funny drunken texts messages shames public by submitting your texts from last night. Enjoy your infamy! - MDT.

(785): I Love you. so wat if you played me for a fool, cheated on me..ignored me for days, fucked me and then told everyone you didnt wanna be with me and you regret it. So what if you called me fat, broke me into pieces, and then dated my "bestfriend."

(203): Dude, last night I got my first fuck, my first blowjob and my first handjob, all from different girls!

(727): I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camouflage to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?

(352): she was giving me head looks up and says why wont you suck my dick?

(91): Ya, she was loaded. The dog wouldn't stop humping her leg so she picked him up and jerked him off.

(712): (Rec) What's up? (Sent) Your dick in a gay bar. (Rec) Go fuck yourself. (Sent) Go fuck your boyfriend. (Rec) You done? (Sent) Yeah, I lost interest... It's Thirsty Thursday, wanna go couger hunting?

(918): The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter

(618): the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux

(209): You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.

(215): we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.

(614): Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.

(803): Dude her snatch smelled like a mix of flamin hot funyuns and bongwater...totally ur type

(508): I just realized something. Otters must have ridiculous abs. I mean they can break clams on their tummies. I wish I had otter abs.

(849): so was it that crazy? (1-849) I woke up wrapped in a twister mat, with a full batman costume on. Dora the explorer was on the tv and I thought I was in mexico.

(508): right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."

(906): Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore

(218): I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.

(847): Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?

(413): I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.

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