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About: My Drunk Texts from last night - (MDT). For those texting late at night, of whom turn into prolific and inappropriate intoxicated texters after a few drinks in the wee hours of the morning, beware your texts while intoxicated messages. They may just end up public for all to see. My Drunk Texts collects user/reader submitted everyday drunken texts from the night before likely to happen to most anyone and publishes them to (MDT) by area code (###). Anyone can submit all those scandalous and funny drunk texts from last night you received (or sent) the night before. Even better you can even submit your texts to our college section, where texts are broken down by colleges. Of course the more drunken text messages from last night the better. So help us spread the word by becoming a (MDT) My Drunk Texts from last night messages fan on facebook. Let's find all the texts from last night website drunk texter fans out there! Make your dirty and funny drunken texts messages shames public by submitting your texts from last night. Enjoy your infamy! - MDT.

(225): I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.

(616): I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.

(914): still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.

(518): apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party

(720): He had to been going down on me for about 30 minutes, I started feeling bad so I tried faking...he looked at me, laughed, and said "Im calling bullshit." He kept going down on me until I came hard! Marriage material for sure.

(Nicolelepley): Last night, And this d bag talking to me is def a toolbox. Like I'm talking serious full set of nails toolbox. MDTxt

(Anonymous): Last night, " there are midgets on my toes" MDTxt

(tackytuesdays): last night, " I just spilled beer all over me in front of a cute guy! ha ha" MDTxt

(Anonymous): Last night " Sorry babe, I will not be comin around sorry if you been waiting up I'm bein takin home by a police car" MDTxt

(Anonymous): Last night, "No idea where the hell I am but if the bush doesn't get out of my way soon i will bet the cap out of it" MDTxt

(johnny5ive): Last night, "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." MDTxt

(Anonymous): Last night, "I got a cock not a cook" MDTxt

(Anonymous): Last night, "Just because I'm stupid doesn't mean I'm dumb"... or does it? MDTxt

(kara): last night, Have you ever been running and accidentally ran into a parked car and fell down and said, "I like cheesecake"? MDTxt

(Anonymous): Last night, "i thought a thought that i thought i had thought but the thought that i had thought wasnt the thought that i had thought i had thought so maybe if i had thought the thought that i thought i thought i wouldn't of thought so much" WTF?! that's deep. MDT

(Murt38): "dude were drnking corona. are we gonna get that piggy virs floo thing????" -Sent that out to a lot of people AFTER the party was over.

(262): just completed the tryn task of clean'n out my draws. had 2 battle the 4lvls of hell then slay the evil clothes monster. I came out of it battered & bruised but alive. All hail noble me! Next I challenge teddy mountain i will climb for days in hope 2 concour it. Gods speed 2 me.

(##?): who discovered that we could milk cows? And what did he think he was doing with them at the time?". Have to admit it does make you think...

(##?): Last night my friend msgs me to say happy birthday, then her boyfriend sends me a txt saying, "Seriously dude. Don't believe her happy birthday message. She hates you more then she hates Moore. She said that your a little pack of menthol smokes. Ouch!".

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