http://mydrunktexts.com/rss New posts Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:15:03 GMT Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:15:03 GMT Really Simple Urmomificator v0.0000001 http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41233 right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy." Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:33:08 GMT http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41233 http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41234 Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:33:08 GMT http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41234 http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41212 I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it. Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:19:01 GMT http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41212 http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41211 Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden? Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:18:53 GMT http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41211 http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41214 I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3. Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:18:41 GMT http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41214 http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41115 its a bird... it's a plane... its my dick goin in yo mouth bitch! Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:04:32 GMT http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41115 http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41129 So i'm at the gym and on this machine and i realized that opening my legs is MUCH easier than closing them. Bahahah. Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:22:37 GMT http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41129 http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41114 I woke up and i'm still high, wipe the sleep out from my eyes, find some weed to my surprise and a couple girls by my side, with their clothes all on the floor, hanging panties on my door thinking about the night the before like damn my hips are sore? Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:03:46 GMT http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41114 http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41108 he told me he could read peoples minds, & everytime i walked outside he would scream "she wants my dick!" by the end of the night, we fucked 4 times. i guess he really can. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:39:44 GMT http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41108 http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41103 you know its a good night when you go outside and find your underwear in the middle of the street. haha Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:04:07 GMT http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41103 http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41101 totally got smashed last night alone and woke up with a wet vag and and an open condom beside my bed....no fucking clue who came over...and the my phones screen is smashed so i cant even check my calls or txts! maybe an ex....hopefully not the booze deliv Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:34:22 GMT http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41101 http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41092 my ex girlfriend was just getting over the flu. she had it really bad. anyways-i went over to comfort her, one thing lead to another we started 69ing and she shit on my face. diahrea. i guess the flu wasnt gone..she thought it woulda been a fart. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:16:29 GMT http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41092 http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41091 (rec'd) hey (sent) no I don't want to have sex with you, your dick is too damn small!! Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:14:51 GMT http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41091 http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41087 You shouldn't be allowed to make decisions when your drunk. You ran out in the middle of the road and stood there trying to decide if you want to finish crossing or go back. People were pissed. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:40:40 GMT http://mydrunktexts.com/view/41087