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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (626): Im Naked right now ;-) (rec'd): why am i not invited to this? (sent): you male types, you just can never take a hint (rec'd): what you mean? (sent): for fuck sake, telling u im naked is a hint for come over and fuck me! now hurry up before moaning at you gives me a headache!!! (rec'd): why would moaning give you a headache? (sent): please tell me your joking and not that ure really that thick!!.......... he came over, ive had better

  • (215): I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.

  • (626): It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.

  • (408): I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on

  • (403): because of my single, "me and my hand" days, chicks cant make me cum. is it a curse?

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(325): (Received) Dude those pills you gave me weren't asprin!! Wait til i find out where i'm at! (Sent) Hurry back with my moms dress, will ya?

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(325): I was at a party last night, i tried to make this girl jealous by texting myself "Let's fuck!" and showing it around. I accidentally sent it to her. She said yes. WIN! MDT

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(325): I got two hours of sleep, overslept, still smell like chlorine and regret. Even my failures rhyme.

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  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  •  Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  •  do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
  • Getting Wild
    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs
(254): Foggier
    Pic from (254)
  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
    Pic from (713)
  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party!
(1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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