(734): you kept telling everyone your name was swizz beats and they should recognize

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(734): God must hate him! He is like a foot taller than me, but his dick is smaller than my hand! How does that even happen? I just made the 2 hour trip to Central for the worst sex of my life! I seriously should win an oscar for my performance this weekend!

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(734): (sent) dude this snow is amazing! (rcvd) i know right! but when it falls in ur ear, its soo weird.. (sent) dude thats like a wet willie from God!!! hahaha (rcvd) how much have u had to drink?? (sent) EVERYTHING!! ;]

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(734): I am drunk. Talk t you later since i am drunk. So how are you?

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(734): God I gotta quit submitting my whole number to that mdt website. Is it wrong to go to the dentist reeking of weed and booze. I'm at a real moral dilemma.....recd. we both know you'll go and hit on him. Sent. True point.

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(734): you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"

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(734): Is it bad that once i saw his senior pictures i thanked god we werent hooking up anymore?

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(734): Dude, I kick your ass sober. No way would you have a chance at beating me when you are drunk.

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(734): Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.

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(734): she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story

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(734): Why does my Google search read "You know you're in Narnia when.."?

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(734): So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear. (810): You're 20. (734): IT'S BUILD A BEAR!

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(734): OMG it was sick, he's an amazing lay. He said he's gonna fuck me till I love him. I hate him

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(734): dude it feels like my dick is hanging into my butthole and its all drippy and gooey

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