(727): For the record, I am trying to cockblock your make-up sex.

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(727): SNT- At my girls 21st. RCVD- Awesome, you havin fun? SNT- Well, she's under the table sucking my dick and playing with herself. Does that sound like I'm having fun? RCVD- Ya'll up for a 3 sum ;)

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(727): snt- how did i get home last night? rcvd- you drove snt- YOU LET ME DRIVE YOU ASS I WAS WASTED rcvd- you did an irish jig i figured if you have that much coordination you gotta be good to drive. so did ya hit anything? snt- dunno backed my truck in and am

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(727): recvd:I HATE ESSAYS. Snt: well do em on time. recvd: They should be like girls skirts: long enough to cover the material and short enough to keep your intrest. snt: DUDE HELLS YES not like a amish chick!!!!! recvd: YEA its bullshit doing this!! I have dhs

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(727): ill take a 10 peice mcnugget but with only 6 nuggets.. wait what the fuck is a mcnugget?

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(727): okay before my chemistry exam, i decide to smoke a bowl. after my exam i am in a five car accident and put the weed down my shirt. everytime the wind blew, the scent of marijuana would was very strong around all the cops i had to talk to.

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(727): so as i was running away from this guy following me.. i fell in a fucking hole and couldnt walk, had to limp home. fuck construction.

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(727): so i woke up in the back seat of my car after 4 hours of my friends searching for me...

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(727): I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camouflage to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?

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(727): (262) I think i might call nick in a bit. I fucked up (727) Me too. Im next tou (262) Dont leave me alone (727) Okay. Im gonna get food (727) U hope ur doing okay. Theres a keg across the street. Were going to mcdoalds but hitting the keg when we get back (262) K. I feel like shit i can take case of myself nbd

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(727): (502) Ok... undersstand that i truly and honestly dont care and never have... id rather kill the baby and go to jail 4 murder than have u around 4ever (727) Wow that's actually really fucked up... like, more fucked up than I ever thought but alright, I get ur point

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(727): Snt - "mom can you pick up some flavored lube while you're out?" Rcvd - "strawberry or blueberry?" Snt - "Strawberry plz" Rcvd - "K condoms are in the medicine cabinet"

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(727): Snt - "Dude my girl is so awesome!" Rcvd - ??? Snt - I came home from work she was on her knees topless with a beer in one hand a sandwhich in the other football on the t.v. and asked if I'd like a blowjob!" Rcvd - Epic!

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(727): SNT - hey babe its me, jst got a bottle of captain. wanna cum ovr? RCVD - Sure, gotta drop john off home be there in half an hour SNT - did I mention that im naked and bent ovr? RCVD - be there in 10, john can wait in the car!

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