MDTxts
Pics Last Night
F You, Auto Correct!
Fun Facts
Facebooking Fail
JMML
Hipsters
Fixed It
Fail Family
OMG
BFF
(847):
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
(416):
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
(909):
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
(210):
No. This is the fourth day in a row she's woken up and had all the guys doing shots again by 11am. How am I supposed to compete with that? (1-210) blowjobs? (201) She does that too.
(518):
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Home
Vote Up New Texts
Best Nights
Worst Nights
Colleges
Randomize
Pics
Submit
(304):
(Sent) I actually enjoy the taste of Jager. Does that make me an alcoholic? (Received) Well it makes you my hero. That's for sure.
Great Night
(
17
)
Bad Night
(
3
)
Comment
(1)
More texts from
(304)
(304):
After having sex the first thing he said was wow your silly band glows in the dark!!
Great Night
(
101
)
Bad Night
(
15
)
Comment
(5)
More texts from
(304)
(304):
You did naked ninja rolls across the lawn and said u were a jedi warrior....then laid in the kitchen floor, put ur legs in the air, opened them,then closed them and screamed u were airobisizing and said ur a gymness .....i love you!
Great Night
(
19
)
Bad Night
(
1
)
Comment
(1)
More texts from
(304)
(304):
on a scale of 1-10, if a cop were to pull you over right now how fucked do you know you're going to be.
Great Night
(
5
)
Bad Night
(
4
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(304)
(304):
Wild Thing just came on the radio and he basically raped my backseat.
Great Night
(
12
)
Bad Night
(
0
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(304)
(304):
Hey, have you seen Greg's phone laying around, anywhere downstairs? (301): No what does it look like (304): It looks like a St. Bernard fucking a Cub Scout, girl. It's a fucking phone!! Have you seen it?!!
Great Night
(
161
)
Bad Night
(
14
)
Comment
(3)
More texts from
(304)
(304):
I think drunk me is hiding something from sober me....drunk me always deletes my text messages and browser history....I need to set up a video camera to catch me.
Great Night
(
169
)
Bad Night
(
4
)
Comment
(3)
More texts from
(304)
(304):
i woke up covered in sharpie with fail on my forehead and a penis on my check but i still love you guys
Great Night
(
15
)
Bad Night
(
5
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(304)
(304):
They knew as soon as you asked them if you could have a 50 piece mcnugget meal.
Great Night
(
26
)
Bad Night
(
0
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(304)
(304):
I am drunk. I cant walk. Waffle # xoxo gossip girv.
Great Night
(
10
)
Bad Night
(
0
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(304)
(304):
im so drunk and i want to apparate but, i never got my letter to hogwartz so i have to wait
Great Night
(
13
)
Bad Night
(
0
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(304)
(304):
But dude her tits were huge... (304).. yea and so is her stomach
Great Night
(
2
)
Bad Night
(
14
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(304)
(304):
Just relized my silly bandz matched my underwear
Great Night
(
68
)
Bad Night
(
26
)
Comment
(4)
More texts from
(304)
(304):
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Great Night
(
98
)
Bad Night
(
8
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(304)
1
2
3
4
5
6
...
21
Next Page
Remember The Pics From Last Night?
Pic from (843)
Pic from (702)
Pic from (207)
Pic from (509)
Pic from (859)
Pic from (421)
Pic from (254)
Pic from (918)
Pic from (877)
Pic from (972)
Pic from (609)
Pic from (386)
Pic from (713)
Pic from (614)
Pic from (615)
Pic from (317)
Best Friends :)
Funny Videos
Make a Dare
Your Mind Blown - FACTS
Awesomeness!
