(804): OMG!!! MY ROOMMATE MIGHT BE GAY, I HEARD HIM FUCKING AND THE WAS SIUNDING SO MANLY LOL BUT NEXT THING I KNOW HES SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE BITHC THT HE IS

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(804): (R)You were a genius last night... (S) All I know is that there is a hot chick right next to me, explain... (R) You told that girl you would giver your mom's number and if you got to gropey she could call and tell on you...(S) I'm using that more often then =)

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(804): *Sent* i just ran over a bunny while driving home. im so sad :( *Recv'd* just think of him as the bunny robber. he was stealing food from the other bunnies. the bunny police were trying to catch him for months.if anything, you should get a medal. =]

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(804): she went to williamsburg to eat Renae... we woulda invited you but you don't xing like we do....it would be awk

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(804): what'd ya name him/her and please stop with the no punctuation? I feel unloved :(

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(804): we fucked and then made out while I pissed in the toliet and she peed in the shower

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(804): the doctor told me i had an excess amount of alcohol in my system and asked me where i go to school. i said jmu and he was like i should have known. hehe:)

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(804): when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"

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(804): Sent: "WTFF happened last night?" Rec: "We Fucked all night" Sent: "Sweet!!" Rec: "No!! you grabbed an eye patch,said you were a pirate and that your dick was the shovel so the entire time you proceeded to call me the buried treasure." Sent: "lol :D" Rec: "WORST DRUNK LAY EVERRR!!!! Byeeee"

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(804): hey man this is oober important I need some advice my man. how early is too early to slip a finger in the butt of a new girl i am dating. if the position is doggy and i slip the catchers mitt in the but (thumb in butt literally like a catchers mitt) would the first fuck be too early?

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(804): wwith every bite i get higher!!! ummmm i wonder wat chinese ppl are doing rite now i love monkeys

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(804): (rec'd) I'm really drunk with my mom...i think one of my lifetime goals is achieved!

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(804): im so high who wanna fuck me

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(804): I just hit up the pantry Jumanji style.

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