(662): i tried to shake to reload my phone on his facebook profile to make his gf go away

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(662): She said she would by me an ounce of weed for my birthday and would try to get her friends to join in to by more just for me! i think i love her

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(662): (662) nevermind just don't hurt yourself this time (901) Wat u talkin bout (662) like your ankle incident (901) Wat,anklel? I dont hac ankles

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(662): I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics

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(662): looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme

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(662): These bitches are killing my high. I am going to hit them (r) i thought you were on your way home. Who are you bringing to your house (s) i am driving home now and no one

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(662): I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.

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(662): (sent) Is it bad that when I burp I taste southern comfort(recieved)yes considering the party was three days ago.

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(662): There seriously needs to be a pre-18 gym. All these high school girls running around like its a goddamn cheerleading camp. Someone is going to jail before it's over, and if the girl next to me on the treadmill has her way, probably gonna be me.

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(662): I drank a liter and a half of wine, then a gallon of water. Took two hours to drink everything. Turns out you just get a little buzzed, and have to piss. A lot. Like, every ten minutes a lot.

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(662): (S) What happened to you last night? (R) well, you know how when the cops crash and I usually talk to them, give them a beer, and they leave us alone? (S) Yeah, and.... (R) last night wasn't one of those times (S) what changed? (R) fucking new guy (S) HA (R) He charged me with trying to bribe an officer for offering him a beer.....

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(662): (R) No, the "I slept with your sister, after she blew me" is never an appropriate conversation to have with a friend. (S) What about when you slept with the girl who was engaged? What about then? (R) That's different. I didn't like him, and she left a date with him, fucked me, and went back. You have to do that just for the story. (S) I hate you so much right now

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(662): Exactly, cuz ya know, anal sex is a lot like broccoli. If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult.

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(662): Yeah, well there's def a 350 lbs woman in the gym right now carrying around and oxygen tank like a lunchbox. Worst part is I'm so hungover I'm thinking of asking if I can get a couple pulls off it.

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