(412): before you come to my house stop somewhere and get me a ladder, rope, Bandaids, ice cream, peanut butter, jello, icepops and handcuffs. if not, don't even bother coming

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(412): I think your teddy bear has herpes

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(412): someone drew a dick on my face when I was passed out and my tongue is still blue from the jello shots... shit I have to go to church in half an hour

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(412): Arguing the flavor of jager. He says black licorice. I say mind bleach and regret.

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(412): I think you threatened to put me into a shallow grave last night? And then asked if we could cuddle...

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(412): I'm going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.

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(412): if jesus saw me right now hed shake his head in shame, bathe me in the jordan river, and tell me drinking is the devel. then hed give me another jager bomb cause no one else will.

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(412): "Yur a midnite toasta"

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(412): Thats it. I'm in the closet wake me up later.

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(412): Last night my guy friend says: "hsdery gies what i'md rusn k off my assd" and "ayayayayaya i'm so ahpputy yoiu asre awewsoem!111" and "i alwaysu weaertyul procteciton haha jk i will be safe i promkise" Damn he was drunk.

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