(512): Master baitin in ur bed ho!

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(512): HOLD UP. Do u realize that im not ACTUALLY incestuous?? Cept in roleplay. But in real life grabbin yo ass and boobs doesnt turn me on. Ya dig?????

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(512): Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.

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(512): Ok so for Xmas my grandma gives me a 36 count thing of condoms, then has me sit in her Lap and said "chase, I love you and I love being your grandma, but if u make me a great one I'm going to kick your ass!" (1-512): I love your grandma

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(512): Buttsex is like spinach. Being forced to have it as a kid makes you not enjoy it as an adult...

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(512): you had to do it.... you HAD to pull down santas pants... i'm never taking you to the mall again.

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(512): Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.

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(512): I'm supposed to be Christmas shopping and apparently I'm bar hopping instead. It's 1:45 pm and I'm at my fourth bar. It does make shopping much easier though.

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(512): (512) Should I tell him happy birthday or is that too awkward? (830) you gave him a blowjob last night... That's a happy birthday within itself.

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(512): my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex.

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(512): She celebrates cyber monday a little differently...says she's going to spend the whole day topless on chatroulette...

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(512): Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.

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(512): Totally watching two people do it! ooo Wait they want me to join!!!

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(512): hey yeah i don't remember sending any of those texts last night. but apparently your new nickname is snuggles the snuggle bear.

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