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he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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Woke up feeling sore and a roll of twenties on the bedside stand. I have no idea what happened last night.
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I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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Your an amazing guy, but i picked u up bcuz u loked like my x
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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(LottieLiz):
I think that in a past life I could have been a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Pick me up I just threw up in a birds nest. Love youuuuu
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