(921): what do you mean you don't know if the pregnancy test is positive or negative!? what is it, a magic eight ball? does it say PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER!?

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(921): i need duct tape to covr my mouth so i cnt throw up. bring me sum. n a malt.

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(921): Its like.. 8 1/2 inches and soft. when you getting home? (1-921): on my way. lets make it 11 and hard (921): MOM?!? I was talking about the snow.

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(921): (s) quiere tener sexo conmigo? (r) No, for the thousandth time. I'm your Spanish professor. Stop texting me when you are drunk. Oh and "sexo" is not how you say "sex" in Spanish.

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(921): (s) plz tell me how i ended up in my exs bed this morning. last thing i remember was 8 shots of jagar and karaoke (r) you sang thing ill never say by avril. changed the words to "if i cud say what i wanna say, id say i wanna blow you today. lets have sex tonite. am i squeezing it too tight? if i cud say wat i wanna c, i wanna c u go down on me".. while giving him a lapdance.

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(921): sucked his dick 3 times to get "all the sperm out" cuz he didnt have a condom. then when we were actually ready to have sex he cudnt get it up.

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