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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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she made me pretend to be stephen hawking when i was talking dirty to her... i made her be helen keller
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What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?? (1-616):.......what? (616): A crazy bitch who WILL FIND YOU
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I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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OMG! my best friends mom came home drunk. She accused us of stealing her car and called the cops. She was too trashed to realize she got a ride home.
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261EDC62 I'm a wee skank and will do ANYTHING!!
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add me boys and girls!! 28D7EDD5 up for anything and love trading pics!
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All I rember is running up and down the stairs, cuddling with the dog, and spending the next 14 hours in the bathroom, then taking a shower to find my self bruised.
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(sent from the ex at 1:40 am )..the new gf loves it !! (recv) it is easy to luv ! u have a gf ? and i care because ?? hahah
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(sent) so the door to the room is sooo f@#%ed up ......what happened ?? it was not even locked ?? (recv) i Ninja Turtled the bitch !!!
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(sent) ok so when i woke up to leave this morning there was a pot of beans in the room ....when did the beans go down ..before sex for fuel ..or after as a treat ?? (recv") i dont know when they went down all i know is they were great !!
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so i totaly took this guy home last night because he was tall , but then i found out he ws leaving for iraq in a few days ....so really i was just helping out my country cant send the boys off to war horny..so i now feel better im not a whore im just patriotic.
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Im in bed with holley right not, doin the after sex cuddle. (rvd) pics or it didnt happen
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(RECVD) I thought it would have been funny to cut off Erik's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield.
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he asked to pee in my butthole!
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