(910): playing drunk night golf...the pin is the for sale sign in the neighbors yard...

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(910): I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both

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(910): ewww.. a lady's gonna look at my lil puss then ima go home and eat a steak

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(910): You spilled your beer playing flip cup, wiped it up with a rag & started twisting the rag over your cup to get the beer out .. if we were out of school that would be called alcoholism.

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(910): You spilled your beer playing flip cup, wiped it up with a rag & started twisting the rag over your cup

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(910): Are you okay? Yes Im milking the cow.....

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(910): she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump

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(910): Would you let me pee I ur butt?

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(910): You threw up everywhere and some girl started telling people. So you yelled "stop snitching bitch" at the top of your lungs.

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(910): dude he was bout to pass out when a girl sat on him then 2 more came and all 3 girls made out in his lap (RCVD) SCORE TIM!!!!!!

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(910): (910) I just saw one of those frogs with the poisonous tails! (919) frogs don't have tails? (910) how do you have a better grade in science?

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(910): A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.

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(910): I had this amazing dream last night. It felt so real. I was dating Taylor Swift and we were making love...and then the worst happen. Gary Busey popped up in my dream. Gary Busey is the destroyer of dreams.

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(910): i'm afraid of the dark so i'm having cereal in my room. dont tell mey mom.

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