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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (336): just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.

  • (201): so i woke up this morning and masterbated while thinking of three different guys. does this make me a whore?

  • (734): I just realized how bad lotion next to the toilet looks when your mom walks in after you

  • (806): I started a fucking revolution in her vagina (1-806): Heh...the British are cumming

  • (317): she fell asleep and i swear to god that her snoring sounds like an alien trying to communicate with a fucking toaster.

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(844): Re: we're having sex tomorrow? Sent: Haha re: please sent: with? Re: a cheery and m&m's and whatever else you Want (changed the subject... an hour later) sent: so what time are we having sex tomorrow? Re: really!? Sent: Haha... no.

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(844): When your best friend tells you to take off your pants in the middle of wal-mart at like, 9:30pm, you know you have to do it, whether your drunk or not. : )

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(844): he smelled like baby wipes. but it was just the beer

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  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
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  • damn
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  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
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  • done and done
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  • Haha she couldn't wait
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  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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