(803): How many times I got to tell ya...take ure underwear home. My mom just found a pair hanging from my fan. She asked me who the big girl is that I was dating.....lol jk.... Besides ure a lil girl....must be another girl sneaking into my room

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(803): There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...

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(803): i just want to live in the wild hare and be crunk all night and all morning

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(803): Heyy im at zaxbys. Kayla just sevred me and im stoned as shit win

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(803): When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.

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(803): Man, it's a good thing you lost your innocence a long time ago. Otherwise I might start to feel guilty.

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(803): You ASS RIB! Replied: What's an ass rib? Sent: You know, the inside of a butt trunk. Or a fat ladys arm flap.

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(803): (803) Bobby and I are cougar hunting tonight(1-803) Omg I am gonna need you to not hunt cougars that own trailers again

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(803): I like being fingered, it reminds me of middle school.

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(803): Every lesbian experience I've had in my life I can attribute to Jager bombs.

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(803): Ugh. I forgot how nasty Coke tastes without Bacardi in it.

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(803): (Sent) Omg my family just showed up. (recv) D: (Sent) Yeah I stole they bunt (recv) Good girl

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(803): Three words: Don't chug eggnog.

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(803): dude did you put bread in my pillow case the other night?

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