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Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
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Do you remember me? (678): Did you give me head while riding it's a small world? (662): Yep... :) (678): Ok then yes I do
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
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So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
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I like u akor Cones prove it And lock mmmy dkoe Everyone is drunk
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I just grinded with a black guy.....i feel a lil guilty but you cant resist black men they're so suave and persistent and smooth.........
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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i wore a belt today as a reminder that NO PENIS SHALL ENTER! :)
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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I would fuck her so hard, cum on on her tits, and yell phenomenal.
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what is high?
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i am so high i literally shoved a whole piece of banana bread in my mouth and had to encourage myself to chew it by saying "you can do this"
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sent: im still a nympho tho recvd: i know that to i think i want the diagnosis so i can say it with pride
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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I'm sorry bro but you were snoring so loud I had to duct tape you and put out outside.
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Deep down Every guy is a little bitch, that's why they are half females.
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(774) So I'm reading MDT's & they keep saying that "crabs" looks like this or it looks like that....? & I'm confused, they look like something? (rec) idk google it lol (sent) OMG THIS IS SO GROSS I ACTUALLY LOOKED THAT SHIT UP, why do ppl think it's funnnyyy?!?
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Sent:"I wish i knew why my flash light smells like woman" Received:"Wtf hahaha by woman do you mean woman perfume or like vagina?" Sent:"I think both....?"
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