(760): "I'm really drunk, pls text me." (858): "Haha alright. Rate your current state of inebriation on a scale of 1-10." (760): "Mel gibson" (858): "Oh man, you're in trouble haha."

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(760): (Best Friend)= " ):that makes me wanna cry weather im dunk or sober:/ "

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(760): I threw up on a stripper last night... I'm going back to 29 Palms tonight but my pride and selfrespect will remain in Vegas forever....

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(760): Girl: DRUNK Guy: Damn already lol. Where are you? Girl: we started drinking at 4...I have the hiccups and puked in my mouth an hour ago :( Guy: Man I love Vegas!

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(760): Yeah, but mouth AIDS sounds like herpes or something. Remind me to never read a text from you out loud ever again.

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(760): I hope I'm feeling betterHOLYSHITIJUSTHITACAT

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(760): Doing pretty well. My finimaly o getting must got tough moneye *although that he won't make it nothing so airfrance is gunna have to wait till tomorrow.

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(760): rec'd: im so drunk. im smashed. what do i do? sent: share.

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(760): I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.

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(760): you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"

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(760): I'm not suppose to be walking!!!!!!

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(760): You know you need to leave the bar when everyone is calling you JWOWW and Snooki

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(760): I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.

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(760): Yea im at home fag. Eat mikes ass. Tell me how my peepee tastes

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