(754): I woke up with a massive hangover, and drank again to make it go away.

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(754): so fucked at the arena.. old lady talking to me about the dementions of the pool.. wtf

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(754): He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach? (954): In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?

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(754): i swear his mom hears my walks of shame every fucking time. let me use the fucking window uuuggghhhhhhh

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(754): am i having a bad night if my gf lets me in her with a dog in between?

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(754): (recv'd): dude imagine trying to do a spelling bee high..shit would be impossible

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(754): i told him to stuff toliet paper in the condom so his penis would look bigger

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(754): I showed my boob to the taco bell drive thru guy for a free apple Burrito

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(754): I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"

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