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So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
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Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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We were so desperate that we made a bowl out of a lotion cap and a screen from a blow dryer. It worked pretty well actually.
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Jean claude van dam can lift his leg so high
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(rec) I can't wait to get my lips around your :) :) :) Love you! (sent) Wrong person (rec) Crap"!!! So sorry (rec) Never text and drive! So embarassed
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Dyde I so drink I just fell off the flopr but I'm not gong to hell. Love you
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Fo not and ivmean do not fucki with uz
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I like the feel of your sperm swimming in my stomach, but now my hubby will wonder why I'm coming home from work horny.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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Is that a child?
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Hahaha well we had sex...went and smoked...watced incubus again (btw, watching that shit high is amazing)...and then had sex AGAIN!
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good. well i grabbed JJ's wein and its like 4 miles long HA
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(724) Dude she saw the hickey that crazy girl left on my neck tuesday... (724) I bet that was an instant cockblock haha (724) Not exactly, and shes still a good kisser (724) How do you find these girls?!? i seriously wanna know
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he told me no one can find out because his parents don't like him having sex with white girls
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i carried you up the stairs last night. your shirt is downstairs and you told me you couldn't sleep with pants on
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I wasn't going to ask...but I have to, why is there a thingy of pam cooking spray by your toilet?
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