(724): I passed out in the one bedroom and walked home the next morning shirtless and with one shoe on.

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(724): After seeing her naked, her facebook bikini pics just don't cut it anymore

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(724): I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.

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(724): oh..then i'm confused..why are you mad? :/ i don't know anything right now. my brain was flushed down the toilet inconviently 27 minutes ago...

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(724): (742) It bothers me how fucking fat you are and yet you date girls that are at least 8 out of 10's and get naked pictures of ones that are at least 7 out of 10's, how does that happen? (1-724) I have a huge cock

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(724): (724)So two girls were texting me some kinky shit and text the almost exact same thing to them for like an hour (1-724) So... (724) They were sisters :D

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(724): I'm gonna call you assvivalman, you know just what to do when thrown into the 'wilderness' ;] (1-724): more tosh.o? (724): no actually that was mine. (1-724): i'm happy i'm with you :)

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(724): I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night

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(724): Will jizzing on my face make you feel like a man again, cause if it will. Do it. Seriously. Glasses on or off?

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(724): I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!

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(724): i woke up next to young roach this morning...life's goood.

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(724): i'll fat a fuck bitch

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(724): i thought i was pretty clutch cause i pretended to fall asleep.

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(724): my mouth feels like cardboard...what if your mouth really tasted like cardboard...ewwww...it would get all wet and soggy and your breath would smell like dirty shoes...

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