(702): I pulled a you last night. (702) What did you do? I didn't want to leave the bar. It felt just like home. I was chatting with this cutie but I guess I was making racist jokes at him. Then I proceeded to invite everyone to my softball tournament, including some creep who kept trying to buy me shots when his girlfriend would walk away. I also almost started a fight between guys. I had a couple volunteers saying they could carry me out which is weird because I was able to walk. Needless to say, the one I chose to carry me out.. I deleted his number. I'm so embarrassed.

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(702): (sent) We are on a field trip to the salvation army... (Rec) yeah I'm with you. (sent) but youre nort 23 and on time out for slurring your eords

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(702): no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".

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(702): So I just realized I butt dialed my boyfriend in Hawaii while I was in bed with another guy!!! He called me this morning saying hey baby why were you up so late? He obviously doesn't understand what it's like in Vegas!!!

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(702): I get it! ... IT STILL THURSDAY! - Aha Gha ha ha, LMBOOOOTYO!

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(702): I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?

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(702): Well you told were crying about how you couldn't find your pet snail from first grade then went on to cry even harder because you couldn't figure out why a raven was like a writing desk. (1-702) ...I could never figure out that stupid riddle...

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(702): I JUST WANNA GET FUCKED UP! for some reason my night always ends with me rapping to some nicki minaj.. im suprised i can even remember the lyrics by then

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(702): what kind of guy turns down casual fucking?

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(702): I miss u omg dude I'm sodrunk but next semester we're getting an apartment opmg!!!! I'm so so so so excited there's thsi HOT ass guy here at this party ima fuck him damn

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(702): she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.

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(702): Can I come over? (1-702): Yeah totally...you wanna talk? Fuck? Talk about fucking? (702): I say fuck talking! ;-) (1-702): ...God bless you for knowing what your mouth should be used for!

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(702): he's literally perfect. he's built and he has sexy tattoos... even better is he has the most perfect dick i've ever seen.

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(702): We made out for a while and when we woke up he was naked and I had on his pants, haha.

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