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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (817): Ultimate walk of shame, had to walk 3 houses down and across the street in nothin but a towel while the neighbors family was outside staring

  • (213): The cops showed up last night because my 6 year old son called the police saying that I was hitting my wife and that she was crying. My wife and I were having making love.

  • (601): I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.

  • (416): when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.

  • (775): Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk. (504): Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.

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(657): You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl

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(657): "Sorry to bother u again but im getting my hair straighten and damn its way! not even haha" "huh?" "...im sorry i dont know how to wake that more exclamator..."

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