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Dude, I just realized my dad drives exactly like I do when I'm drunk
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guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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I like getting drunk alone and reading MDT. S'like getting drunk with my friends...without the expectations.
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Stop giving her shots unless you really wanna put up with her crying over her cat again
(651):
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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Hey....horny and hot babes add me... My pin is 23B254A1..... I'm male
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I just woke up in the bathroom of McDonalds and have pieced together what happened last night. I broke up with my girlfriend, shit my pants, and punched my best friend in the face..Im not really sure which one to address first.
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(snt) Hiiiii are you drunkey (rcd) Slizzy slizzy like a g6 BIOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!! (snt) haaahaha yes. you are. very.
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my girl is playing dance central naked! it's glorious! (1-646): that kinect game?? (646): oh yes! her tits look awesome!
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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(rcd) I just made an egg with rice in it. IM EITHER A FUCKING GENIUS OR A MADMAN!!! (snt) you are so weird...
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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She was such a sweetheart. My jeans got stuck on my ankle so she helped me get them off and proceeded to fold them for me before we did the business. Mom would be proud.
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She was a total bitch during our relationship so I decided to break up with her. Do I still qualify for sympathy pussy?
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Dis morning I got 2 guys sendin me pics of their dicks
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Yo 2day was a good day. U kno how I knew it was gonna be a good day, this morning I got 2 guys sending me pics of their dicks
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"Just inhaled helium. Best thing I've done in a while, if things don't work out tomorrow I know what I'm doing!"
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I can't bag bitches when I'm too drunk and I can't bag bitches when I'm not drunk at all. I need to find a drunk median to bag bitches.
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