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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
(330):
apparently either her mouth is small or my dick is big because everytime i cum in her mouth she has to blow her nose after ... i feel like a pornstar lol
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
(417):
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
(313):
the sex was so good, i had already cum twice that night off the head alone. when he was about to put it in he tied me up which was new for me but felt really good. b4 he came he ripped the condom off and said i would have his baby.
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(622):
while sucking my boyfriends dick we were having a full out conversation using sign language, kinky shit right there.
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are you high? OMG I LOVE HORTAN HEARS A WHO!
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I made her breakfast and when i brought it to her she said "theres no way im fucking u when im sober"
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(received) I have my winter clothes and am headed out. (sent) It's summer. Where you going to? (received) To Narnia!
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