(618): I don't know what happened! We hated each other a week ago. (618): I think he stopped hating you the moment you let him grab your tits.

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(618): I kissed everyone.. everyone kissed everyone. We're such drunk whores

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(618): Remind me to eat more before we start drinking, all I have in my stomach is sperm and tequila and its not a good combination.

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(618): Hey man, you know that powdered bleach under the sink, that was the canister you replaced with coke right? Other wise I need to call poison control for the whole party or I'm fucked! Call the lawyer.

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(618): Sent: just noticed one of the intro girls to 1000 ways to die is in almost all the porn movies on cinemax, made my night to see she was doing other things.

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(618): S: I need your help R: What's wrong S: I did the walk of shame out of BIRDS house, lost my car & my socks!!! R:Bahhaaahaaaheee

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(618): Dude trina i cant be gettin this baked on dis shit dude........I tokk a keef when i woke up dis morning now i got work in 45 misn...........Im fucking HIGH lmao dude im so fucking blasted,caked into bowl of high. I feel so fresh fresh so fresh and so clean, like im cashin on a pancake, snackin on a brainwave, TOaStED.........Yep.......Im toasted!......anyways wish me luck at work cuz im really high :D

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(618): I ate too much and got so high last night I had to pull over and puke in a random yard. While puking I look up and the yard has a giant sign that says 'JESUS' there's no way I'm not going to hell.

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(618): Bro shrooms and beer don't mix, I had a conversation with the duff guy from the Simpsons (recv'd) you saw him too!!?

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(618): Sent: my mouth tastes like sex, cigarettes, and blueberry muffins :) and no we didn't save you any!

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(618): (recv) I am very into watching men. (sent) Ok so go find one (recv) No gay men bending each other over...do you know any that would let me watch? (sent)hahaha no

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(618): oh my gosh! hot dog juice is sooo good :) i wish they made jugs of hot dog juice, because then i wouldn't have to open the hot dogs to get the juice.

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(618): (618) Lol oh fun fact you have one boob that is a size D and one C and you think it is because you masturbate with your right hand more than your left lol. (217) Jesus Christ I should not be allowed to have a damn phone when I'm wasted :P hahahaha

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(618): good news. my shit has been beat. bad news. I threw up...all over his penis.

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