(601): The only thing I dont like about you is her!

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(601): I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.

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(601): You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.

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(601): Did I get in a fight last night? My eye is sore. (1601): Sonny hit you because you called him a jahovas witness

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(601): Will you give me a handjob with your vagina

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(601): Nice guys finish last, so girls can cum first.. (1-601): Win win situation

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(601): Now that I think about it, your parents divorce is the perfect way to jump start out careers as back up singers

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(601): Found our roommate masterbating to Justin Bieber. I mean really?

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(601): I'm drinking a beer in bed at 1am on the first day of 2011. happy fucking new year.

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(601): Gave the bartender my number in roman numerals, if she figures it out she may be worth a shot

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(601): I have "I heart wet pussy on my hand".

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(601): Dude she has to be a cowgirl...she rode me like she was breakin a colt!

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(601): Dude. You went outside to pee and you never came back. We thought you went for a walk but you fell off the back porch. We didn't know until Josh went outside and pissed off the porch. All over you.

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(601): So I just listened in on a convo in taco bell that went "we fucked so long, it was so amazing...she gave me rug burns on my back and her hands bruised my thighs (casually shows off thigh) I can't wait to fuck that bitch again" Not even the best part....that came out of a girls mouth and was undoubtably the hottest lesbian and/or bi-sexual I have ever seen....pornos included.

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