(573): 8 lov3 u7 :) (1-573): Love you too, hon =)

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(573): sent: there's blood on the catwalk outside my door, a knife i've never seen before next to my bed, and a giant ass dead crow on the ground right outside, below the balcony. WTF?; rec: You said it kept talking shit. you were at it for an hour before you caught it. you might be getting page 11'd. Sent: Holy shit. That's fucking awesome.

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(573): Sent: Hey, btw, I'm not 100% sure that condom didn't break, so don't tell (Her) my name, or how to get ahold of me. Rec: lol wtf? Sent: Yeah. Rec: Shit.

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(573): wait. How do you meet at an art fair and wind up in bed with him. The same night. Do standards not exist for you?

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(573): So.. I puked on Chris Farley last night....fell asleep on a pool table and woke up outside in a lawn chair with a pink blanket over my head...it was epic

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(573): i bustd a magnum. total confidence booster!

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(573): she was suckin it and i was about to cum n i guess she didnt realize, so she pulls it out to do sum head work n i fuckin shot the man mayo like a cannon on that hoe.. lol

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(573): Drunk/hungover still and playing with a wind up elmo boat in the bathtub all in all id say i had a good night

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(573): Duuude his dick tasted like chocolate and when he got off it was like white chocolate... i feel like im in Willy wonkas factory now.

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(573): I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."

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(573): God shed the light on me! After a year of being cheated on, I finally got even, i had sex in my ex boyfriends bed, it wasn't with him; it was with one of his best friends.

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(573): Sent-i think i made out with the driver, his best friend, and his best friends best friend. Why have one guy when you can have 3.

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(573): I lost my phone, keys, and wallet. But the good news is I hooked up with 3 girls and smashed 14 FREE tacos!

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(573): Sent: Hello there baybee boo can I geet in yo drawsss?!

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