(562): Sent: Stop yelling TO THE MAX! Received:If I were a superhero that's what I would yell before spontaneously changing into a spandex outfit and going of to save the world. TO THE MAX!! Sent: Good Lord...

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(562): Rcvd "While riding him he stopes me to suck on my tits then looks into my eyes and says "I was never breastfed" wtf your mom scared him for life..."

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(562): (562) comeba k inside. sorry couldn't leave you told me.to text Kelli so I did I can't leave her before she guys here. Fack! (1-562) what happened!?

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(562): Whenever I get a hooker I feel as if its my inherited responsibility to tire them out and inflict as much pain and pleasure as I can.

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(562): I love you so Much that if i was a zombie i wouldnt eat your brains

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(562): soryv i'll cal yohu bagck. im runcning dow/n the steeret makeinpg dolphin noieses svcareing these fudscking cats away.

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(562): where are you? and why is there a deflated blow up matress on my floor with a random naked guy and a dog sleeping next to me that isnt mine?

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(562): you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.

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(562): sorry i didnt mean to moan someone elses name.....twice

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(562): she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty

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(562): I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.

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(562): lol get the nut man, ur burritos are outside the door

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(562): youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.

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(562): I sent a dirty text to my ex-boyfriend, that was supposed to go to his brother. It was a tiny bit akward.

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