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dude when we were at taco bell last night you dropped your burrito and yelled "i dropped my taco! my taco is dirty, can you clean it!" the whole place was laughing.... someone was stoned!
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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There's glitter in my underwear and shoes, I cant find my keys, and I'm bleeding from an unknown location. Still wondering if this was a good or bad night
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after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
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Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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Hold my light I can't stand up. Ok? When it turns white its ready
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(sent): Sometimes when I go jogging i get diarrea....which can be uncomfortable! (recved): Sometimes when you txt me i think to myself...stop talking!!!
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Sent: Dude your not gonna believe what just happened!! Rcvd:what? Sent: I just got roadhead while smokin a bowl!! Rcvd: fuck off
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Rcvd: Dude my grandma just found your chillum in the back of my truck Sent: Oh fuck! Rcvd: Yeah..
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Sent: Dude I just drunkenly drove my mom home Fail or win? Rcvd: epic fail
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you told the resturaunt owner his food was a rare breed almost like a mix of maui wowi and OG kush
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the only thing funnier than his hulk sheets was his small penis
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He said my vagina was the only mouth wash he would ever need
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We did every position I could ever think of, but i don't think we kissed once
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I loved how I was climaxing to miley cyrus sing about the climb.
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