(508): Text me for a good time boys. Sexy pics are a must. 5083671348

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(508): First off as if drinking a bottle of hypnotic wasn't enough we tried the old toothpaste on an orange to hallucinate. Well turns out we were too drunk to even realize we were tripping. Maybe that's why i ended up in my boyfriends twin's bed? Hmmm...

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(508): did I really text my dad ..while trying to get a booty call? Real life?!

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(508): come to highlighter party some kid named MOOKA wants you.

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(508): Idk if my girlfriend was horney or just cold but she say " my nipples r so hard they could cut glass"

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(508): You took my mother's bath robe and made every attractive guy dance around in it for 5 minutes. Does that answer your 'how drunk was I' question?

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(508): (508): rec: Atleast i didnt rear end a jew haha h.o that might be a lie ;-) (508): sent: Lmao ur nasty i dont wanna know what u did with ur last girlfriend (508): Rec: Haha then y u ask? and im not into wat u thought i meant haha (508) sent: i didnt ask and suure (508) rec: im rlly not into it haha i only like 2 holes and that aint one of them

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(508): I got aids

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(508): guess what what? my nipples are hard last night one was hard and one was soft...i didn't like it they were winking...

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(508): It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.

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(508): Lol I woke up with the half empty bottal of bakarty in my hand the empty one next to me and a jello shot in my other hand ponded the shot sipped the bottal went to stand up and noticed I was on the roof lmfao. receved: we were looking 4 you and that bottal ur mom found me under the bed iwith a hang over she got me water for my hangover lol

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(508): Lol I woke up with the half empty bottal of bakarty in my hand the empty one next to me and a jello shot in my other hand ponded the shot sipped the bottal went to stand up and noticed I was on the roof lmfao. receved: we were looking 4 you and that bottal ur mom found me under the bed iwith a hang over she got me water for my hangover lol

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(508): U walked in on us having sex and said peeka boo fell onto the bed then she got yu out the room walked in grabbed her hoodie n said see this is how u know were best friends I love you guys

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(508): U walked in on us having sex and said peeka boo fell onto the bed then she got yu out the room walked in grabbed her hoodie n said see this is how u know were best friends I love you guys

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