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(508): hahaha idk i feel like i need. another bj 101 class before!

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(508): So how was your nite last nite? (Recv'd) yo I had my head out the backseat window of a Chulo car. (Sent) so the sex was good? (Recv'd) it was AWESOME

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(508): Niggah. I feel like Terror Squad ran a train on me. (Recv'd) But we maade tonnns of moneyy!!!

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(508): Heading to Harvard Square to intoxicate and impregnate slutty law students.

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(508): I look like a peacock don't I?

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(508): He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.

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(508): Ijusttook a shit and t smells like.a petting zoo!..

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(508): RVD:I'm so drunk at work right now. it's not okay. SNT:Oh, coooool.RVD: Its getting better now. SNT: oh good, I was concerned. RVD: Why do i have the feeling that is sarcastic? SNT: Because, I don't give a fuck.

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(508): the percocets are giving me a boner

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(508): (sent): wats good (recvd): who is this (sent): you dont remember? we fucked last night after dionnes party (recvd): oh shit really? did i cum? (sent): hell ya (recvd): aw yayyy thanks

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(508): The amount of alcohol were consuming this weekend could supply a small African village

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(508): for a good time text 508 250 5435

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(508): lmfao. do you ever buy the rite size skirts? (R-508) i dont buy them to WEAR them, i buy them to have sex without a strugglle when someone walks in :) (S-508) slut..

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(508): he layed on his stomach and i turned to my side, he had the "i just got laid" attitude

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