(504): (Sent) You remember our 9th grade english teacher? (Rec'd) yeah... (Sent) She can't drink for shit. And now that C in the third quarter is an A+ because she came more times than me. (Rec'd) Where are you? I had a D!

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(504): I'm gonna quit having sex with older men.. I'm gonna date someone my own age.. so he can be my slave! and by the time his penis is full grown and other girls start wanting him.. I'll have him whipped (:

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(504): I just had a full on convo with that jesus statue you tried to steal from my neighbors.. turns out were both afraid of leprecauns and love eating spaghetti.

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(504): It's not funny, I'm geeking right now. I was just brushing my teeth with a barrel of monkeys. (sent): that's not sanitary. (rcvd): daylights coming and i dont wannnnnttt to go home.

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(504): Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.

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(504): Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.

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(504): Make up sex? Bring whipped cream we are out! What about the handcuffs? I alredy took the liberty to handcuff myself .. Please hurry home I'm Stuck here

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(504): When I got home I sat down and gave myself an intricate pedicure.

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(504): well.. it started out with us stargazing then it ended up us having sex in his back seat.. so romantic

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(504): Stop liking everything on my wall! Btw justin is 17 and he has a girlfriend! You should be well moved on by now. P.s. you look high in your profile picture

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(504): Besides your boss's son, what else did you get at this party?

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(504): (504): dude bad news (504): What?? (504): Is it bad to be hammered at your boyfriends family dinner (504): ...yes very very bad. You need to go home before you do/say something you regret like oh I don't know..stripping? (504): It's me, the dog, and champagne. (504): ..please leave!

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(504): No...shitting in church is a SIN, dammit!

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(504): No...shitting in church is a SIN, dammit!

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