(479): I was my Mexican alter ego tonight "Julio Phillips" Lou Diamonds younger brother. So I sang "Labamba" on karaoke and got a high five from the DJ and a standing O from the crowd!

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(479): You had a knot in your hair so you burned it off with your cigarette and kept saying "free at last"

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(479): dude... bad an worse news my mom has videos of us from last night all taking a shower together then going into my room and jacking off... (1-479) oh shit dude. are you in trouble? whats the worse news? (479) nah man...i found a video on her phone of her giving you head... (1-479) im not coming over anymore am i?

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(479): all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.

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(479): You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.

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(479): I just traded one boss for another ... lol ... I am so using my vagina to move up the corporate ladder!

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(479): Dude u think ur night was fucked up, I got a BJ from a homeless chick!

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(479): I don't think we will be seeing her around here anymore man, she caught me texting that girl from the bar while she was giving me a blowjob... She bit my cock and left

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(479): Dude how the fuck was I supposed to know she was 16, I met her at the BAR!!!!.... I'm still goin to jail huh??

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(479): Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.

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(479): I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.

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(479): I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night

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(479): you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.

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(479): I wish they made helmets for livers.

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