(404): I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?

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(404): He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.

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(404): I heard another train was ran on that ericah girl... Some people never change. once a slut, always a slut

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(404): I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.

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(404): Mhmm. I go farther but you spread a shallow level of sluttiness around.

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(404): I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.

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(404): Is it bad that I'm eating corn dogs and drinking wine at 7am?

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(404): His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.

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(404): DUDE! my girlfriend picked me up from work at 2 am wearing a corsette and holding a condom. we proceeded to fuck for an hour in the back seat of her car. Best GIRLFRIEND EVER!!!

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(404): tiotally drunk eright now! thoguht it woulds be funny to wriet on my drunk trexts whilew Drunk! MAwahaha

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(404): i dont remember it being fun. i cant train virgins!

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(404): Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.

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(404): They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.

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(404): couldn't wait for you to come outside but don't worry-your keys were in the car. be right back with more beer. I'm to drunk to be driving. rec 404: that's not my car, we took a cab to the party.

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