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(403): Thanks for the whisky. Just made Jessica a lez.

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(403): Rec: I smell sex and candy. S: I smelled it too. R: I know. But r u no longer donning gay apparel? S: dude, I never know what the hell you are talking about anymore. R: Men. S: You need to stop taking that class. R: Anthropology of sex and gender or the art class where I sculpt penises? S: We can't be friends anymore.

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(403): You smoked a massive spliff with the Irish neighbors and then passed out on their couch.. We dropped you on the ground and you still wouldn't wake up.

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(403): She doesn't drink!!!!. What do you mean she doesn't drink. Are you telling me that when she wakes up in the morning, that's the best she's going to feel all day.

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(403): He was missing for like almost 2 hours. No one knew where he went . So like me and Kelly were sitting on his door step smoking , all we see is a white car roll by and there he is.. on the hood of the car sprawled out like a star fish banging the windshield, screaming drunken non sense

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(403): So here I am just notifying you of how completely ridiculously embarrassing my walk of shame in 4' wedges and a short skirt at 630 am is.. On another note where's my bra ..

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(403): R: I hate his name tho. S: I know riiiiight? R: you could always change it. S: Hey buddy just so you know I'm changing your name .. Hope you don't mind . Peace . R: I've done it.. S: I'm gonna call him kaetyn. Love that name .. Or like crouching rabbit hidden fox . Or crowsnest .. We could always do Chinese role play and I could call him jangwangbangbang

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(403): My night was decent, hit up numerous bars. I fucked this guy , while listening to classic vinyls all night. After we finished we played a game of chess.. Like who does that... Woke up the next morning and got a massage.. I think I win.

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(403): I woke up in a tent , with different clothes on , no bra, missing tongue piercing, gum in my mouth, and a strange boy beside me ..Good night ?

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(403): The neighbor lady came over again. Shes pissed that you stole her canadian flag and passed out on the lawn, again. Dude seriously ??? I left like 3 blankets on the porch so we could avoid this situation!!!

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(403): dyoo think the sweat in your buttcrevis just auto smells like poop or does some poo come out urr what,,

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(508): (sent) hey babe i think its time for us to take a break... (rcvd) yeah i agree. i love you but we need some time (sent) april fools... )': (rcvd) shit...........

(908): he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me

(918): we got pulled over and she said wats the officer problem? and he laughed and let us go with a warning

(414): She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"

(407): he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse

(403): Thanks for the whisky. Just made Jessica a lez.

(403): You smoked a massive spliff with the Irish neighbors and then passed out on their couch.. We dropped you on the ground and you still wouldn't wake up.

(403): She doesn't drink!!!!. What do you mean she doesn't drink. Are you telling me that when she wakes up in the morning, that's the best she's going to feel all day.

(403): He was missing for like almost 2 hours. No one knew where he went . So like me and Kelly were sitting on his door step smoking , all we see is a white car roll by and there he is.. on the hood of the car sprawled out like a star fish banging the windshield, screaming drunken non sense

(403): So here I am just notifying you of how completely ridiculously embarrassing my walk of shame in 4' wedges and a short skirt at 630 am is.. On another note where's my bra ..

(403): My night was decent, hit up numerous bars. I fucked this guy , while listening to classic vinyls all night. After we finished we played a game of chess.. Like who does that... Woke up the next morning and got a massage.. I think I win.

(403): I woke up in a tent , with different clothes on , no bra, missing tongue piercing, gum in my mouth, and a strange boy beside me ..Good night ?

(403): dude...was I pole dancing last night?

(403): 403: Ok, i

(403): duude i got so high last night i turned into a pirate. not a metaphor.

(403): The neighbor lady came over again. Shes pissed that you stole her canadian flag and passed out on the lawn, again. Dude seriously ??? I left like 3 blankets on the porch so we could avoid this situation!!!

(403): dyoo think the sweat in your buttcrevis just auto smells like poop or does some poo come out urr what,,

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