(319): Iowa fuckin city never disappoints

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(319): Sent: You took her upstairs? Sent: Bro, you know we were like dating, right? Tell me right now, did you fuck her? Received: Yes... Sent: Oh thank god, I was gonna be so pissed if you were going to cockblock me and not fuck her.

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(319): Received: man, I'm sorry, I know you liked that girl, I don't know what I was thinking getting with her. I'm really sorry. Sent: Shit dude, I think I was so fucking drunk last night, that even if she were my wife, I wouldn't have given a fuck that you nailed her.

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(319): I feel like my buttholes trying to run inside of me if that makes sense lol i think its scared

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(319): She just bought a dildo from a girl with mouth herpes

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(319): Sent: Nooope... U r!! lol 312? Rec: Fr u coming? Frdor rwal

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(319): dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?

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(319): i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink

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(319): So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree

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(319): (319)sent: cops rolled up on us smoking a joint i ate a half ounce of weed. RCvd: shit that sucks. sent: problem i just took a shit my whole bathroom smells like kush. Rcvd: dude save that shit Chong smoked his dogs shit after his dog ate his weed. sent: yeah i think ill just smoke the half ounce i still have they didnt find it. Rcvd: fuck the police

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(319): we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.

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(319): My friend wants to fuck u.... that's all... nothing serious... come over n she'll/we'll make it worth your while....

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(319): Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.

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(319): My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.

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