(312): If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.

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(312): I woke her up by texting her meow 20 times. Then I told her to "licky my dicky to get some milk." She said "meow :)"

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(312): Dude i was jazzing this braud last night and she said pull of the condom i like the feeling of it inside me when you cum (RCVD) did you? (312) Fuck yeah! (RCVD) The pill? (312) hell no she think my name is Johnny (RCVD) Way to bring a generation of scumbags into the world without a dad joe

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(312): haha i think ive had 1 too many happy pills tnight bc these skittles got me feeling extra amazing

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(312): i smoked a bowl before i went to see the midnight premier of eclipse and it made waiting for 2 hours more epic then the movie

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(312): last night i had a sex dream with some hot ass black dude. thought it was a wet dream but it was my period.

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(312): i'm going to my boyfriends house it's that time of the month again (312) oh do you want me to stop by the store and get you some midol? (312+) i'm not on my period we're gonna have sex... can you stop by and get me some condoms?

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(312): So yeah that Taylor girl is suicidal and likes to wear lightening bolt clothes, wtf who does that

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(312): Just had sex wirh 3d glasses on James Cameron would be proud minus the anal incident

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(312): Turns out the cougar I hooked up with has 3 HOT daughters all around my age. This is either the cruelest twist of fate or best opportunity ever.

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(312): I really think you tried to pee in the bathroom from the couch

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(312): Ummm, I woke up and my Vagina is freakin swollen! What the hell happened last night??? I don't even remember

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(312): I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm

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(312): Doing her from behind, And tried to pull out before I came, Too Late cum all over her tramp stamp that says "Beautiul". Epic Win?

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