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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (801): Dude, I just got drug tested for a job at a smoke shop. I failed. I got the job!

  • (916): He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants

  • (206): I just went to the bathroom and realized after hovering for like 2.5 minutes... I was pissing and realized that the back of my thighs were wet. I was pissing on top of the toilet seat lid, and on the back of my pants. Shit. I'm gonna go stand under the blower machine.

  • (615): tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?

  • (617): how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?

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(233): me and my bf was fuckn and i dont think it alright wen he starts hollarin "Judy!" my name is lindsey and judy is his mom???? wtf??

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(233): my drunk self figured out how to do the laundry that i've been doing wrong for over fourteen years.

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(233): (sent) Fml. (Received) what? (sent) I'm tired of being cock blocked by my period. (received) I agree.. fuck your life.

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(233): (snt) i told you the only rule for weed was dont smoke with josh till your ready... (rec) dude its been three days, im just ready to come down... please help me. (snt) water and food, lots. (rec) i already spent 80 dollars at macdonalds!!!!

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