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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
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Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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wat if cows went ppl tipping
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I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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Yeah, 7 hits of the bong and 9 shots later you were walking around the party trying to shake feet instead of shake hands with people..idiot.
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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Erin just said I look like a hooker (1-228): So? You always look like a hooker :P (228): *gasp* I prefer high class escort!
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Just reached for my beer on my table with my right hand. It was in my left hand.
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So i wake up with a massive headache, puke everywhere, my pants undone, and vodka in my face...what a fucking night.
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Wait so picking us up will impede or improve your path to taco bell and the xxl chalupa? I'm on your team here let me help you
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Today I got to listen to a 20 minute conversation in spanish about how I like to take it up the butt and jarrett Dylan an simon thought it was funny till they realized I understood Spanish...
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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(him) so when are we gonna fuck (me) the day after you grow 3 inches taller, 2 inches longer and lose 20 pounds (him) wow really
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why do they always go to bed before i do?
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i literally used jack to brush my teeth
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Poison control called me and asked how I was doing. I'd say last nite was a win
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You drake fruity drinks and a shot of everclear, passed out, and me and Joey tried to walk to to the house but you dropped to your knees, threw up, then stated you were sober, threw up again and said it was the best tasting puke possible.
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He just pulled out his junk and pissed on the carpet. Then he puked a little on the couch and started crying.
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