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You'd think after getting maced the first time he would've gone home but nope his drunk ass kept trying then "accidentally" walked in on a girl while she was pissing. (682): So he got maced again? (817): Yea and she used the entire can on his ass. His eyes probably still burn this morning!!! Hahaha
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(rev'd) I love my boyfriend. (sent) You've known him a week... (rev'd) I know, but even after her cums he can stay hard and keep going until I'm done :D (sent) keeper. Definatly a keeper.
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I told him he doesn't even give me the time of day so he looked at his watch and told me what time it was.
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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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(217):
you yelled "IF I CANT GET NO PUSSY THEN NO ONE CAN!!!!!" and threw your phone in a field
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SENT: I FORGET BUT WAS IT YOU THAT SHOT CUM UP MY NOSE OR WAS THAT SOMEONE ELSE, QUITE FRANKLY I CANT REMEMBER RECIEVED: YEA THAT WAS ME ASSHOLE SENT: YEA I THOUGHT SO BUT SOMETIMES I GET MY EX'S MIXED UP!
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I'm sorry I tend to fall asleep after I blow a massive load
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(sent) Do you remember when I smacked you in the face with my Johnson ? (rec) huh how could I forget
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I love waking up in the woods with a big dumbass crane flying over me. Lol. Then as I'm walk-in home some lady pulls up and is like "it looks like you've had a long trek. Want a banana and a Pepsi?" I'd like to think I'm winning for this morning. Lmao.
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My fingers smell like vagina. please hurry home.
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(r) I'm crying and eating valentines day chocolate. Most depressing person in the history of ever. (s) valentines day was 2 months ago...
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If ur going to bed then I'm going home and I'm taking ur pants. Just sayin
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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(217) You don't trade pizza for sex unless you're a hobo (1-217) What you trade for sex then (217) Twinkies.
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(217) A finger leads to a hand? That's one loose pussy. (1-217) Yeah. It's Snookie's snatch.
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Yeah but I was on a different level--it was ri-gosh-damn-diculous lol. Apparently I was crying bc I wanted a grilled cheese :P
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(217) I was really crying over grilled cheese? (203) Ya u retard. (217) Dude, and what's this about dudes stripping behind me?? (203) Don't you remember those guys who were yelling black out wasted and taking their clothes of? U were walking w/ them and u said it was great! Lol.
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Sent:so last night i was banging my moms friend ont he couch I hope she dont find out Reply: This is your mom which friend Sent: both
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