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After shaving my balls, i realized i still have a small dick...
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Nice come back. (1-803): Dude if I wanted my cum back I would be calling your Mom
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Haha I don't blame ya. His ex is a freak! (1-573): What do you mean? Like a shit on your chest freak or weirdo freak?
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I tried not to look drunk in front of the cop until I walked into an ATM.
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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It's gonna make a good story for your grandchildren. Porn worthy penis, I'm going to have to see it again. For educational purposes.
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I asked him what he meant by " so are we dating " ... if he says the word " girlfriend ".... im calling the police!
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I don't want to talk about this anymore. Maybe in another dimension. This year or century isn't real.
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hey boys 12 years old wanting @ fuck wid ani guys in joburg sa.... 27D6357A. 12-15
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soooo i just fucked your cousin..bad news we didnt use a condom...good news im already on plan b (: its a win win
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My ex told me she hasn't sucked dick since leaving me. Judging from this morning I think she was telling the truth. Gota love mixed blessings.
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I escaped the jewssss! (1-215) drive safe
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thats hot but iw as mostly talking about bending u over and digging my dick far in you (267): your work selection of "digging" is troubling. but i'm down
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buying plan b on mothers day..awkwardddd!
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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we haven't had sex in so long I'm at the point of "Does this smell like Chloroform?" raping you!
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we can be fucked up retards together forever
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"wld you either live the rest of your life without eyelids or sweat diarrhea all the time?"
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So, i was totally getting ready to vent to you about how horny i am,and havnt had sex in over3 months, then it hit me that you havent had sex in 22 years. Lol.
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