(215): my drunk self promised head before school. now my sober self has to act on it.

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(215): "my justin bieber poster is moving....it's like he's coming off the wall & i can touch him."

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(215): I randomly called at 4:35 am, just to ask him if he was Italian....

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(215): were so fucking high that we just smoked pretzel rods..we blew out smoke from them dude WHO KNEW?

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(215): Deffinitly just heard a 2 year old sing, "stuntin' is a habit" ...mom of the year award?

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(215): I was so high i sat on MDT thinking of things i could text you to get on MDT and then i realized during a BP commercial that i couldnt feel my legs

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(215): yeah! wtf i'm terrrible, i just explained to kayla how to get beer by saying "give me a peice of cheese"

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(215): I hooked up with some fat ugly broad. Then berated her. She kinda looked like you. But hotter.

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(215): I don't remember last night. I woke up with no pants, a cat on me, a slice of pizza and my phone in my hands.

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(215): i wish there was a like button for texts.

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(215): (sent)i just got done watching willy wonka and the chocolate factory and now i really want a oompa loompa(recv)if you want one soo bad just go to a new jersey night club you can find something close its called a spray tanned guido there orange enough to get the job done.and if you get a midget spray tanned guido then you really got yourself a oompa loompa.(sent) where is that snookie bitch when you need her

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(215): Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.

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(215): nahh it was her first time and we made her take a hit off the gb (215): dude youre such a dick haha (215): she's been sitting on the counter wrapped in a blanket and eating my ice cream for over an hour. don't worry, i think she'll live.

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(215): You think just cause I'm chinese you can get me t do anything

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