(212): 21c0110a men oly

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(212): i wrote her a note from a cut-out trader joes bag and burnt the edges with a match. it looks old. she asked me if i was looking for a handout. i said yeah. i now live in a 2 bedroom apartment with a fireplace. SHE HAS RAMEN. tons of em.

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(212): MY bff pissed all over my bathroom..then she stripped down to nothing but a bra and blacked out the fell asleep on my bedroom floor..why do i remeber all this?? that shouldve been me! IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY!!!

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(212): i fucked him in the bed of his truck...AND PPL WATCHD :p

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(212): fuck u, u fucking homo, I dated A-rod for two years, I was giving YOU a chance.

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(212): I don't get why sluts wear pigtails... it's not hot, it just makes me think about my sister... I don't wanna fuck my sister!!!! (1-212): I'll fuck her

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(212): she just texted me, thanks a lot i have a blackeye from last night-but i also cant walk, do you want to come over tonight for round 2?

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(212): A ten year old was gunna pay me a dollar if i showed him my bra, i think the weird thing is i almost did it.

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(212): He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall

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(212): dude what the fuck happened last night!!! i woke up in a park thats not even close to the party and im missing my pants and shirt and wearing some randoms singlet only.. still no pants. and im covered in blood but its not mine. FUCK!!!

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(212): Slept in boxers woke up in briefs. That drunk

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(212): It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.

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(212): (999) how long have you guys been together (201) Loooooooooong time. Kind of like when you get really drunk and black out and you just don't know how much time has gone by.

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(212): asd;fkasdl;

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