(201): woke up in the middle of the night, sucked his dick, then fucked him, the next morning I find out he was asleep the whole time and he thought he was dreaming..

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(201): how drunk are you? RE: Only a little tiny, like the size of your dick, bit lol

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(201): We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.

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(201): The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.

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(201): dude last night you were so hammered at the party that you went around throwing cards at peoples faces yelling "HI MY NAME IS GAMBIT"

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(201): dude last night you were so hammered at the party that you picked up a deck of cards and started throwing them at people yelling "HI MY NAME IS GAMBIT"

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(201): i miss you. i still love you. i never told you i did it but, sorry for lighting your cock on fire that one time. sorry for video taping it. and sorry for uploading it on facebook 5 minutes ago...lol jk asshole

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(201): (201): ..... (551): ..what... (201): remember when we fucked at your party? (551): yea..lol why (201): well.. i fucked your sister beforre you,.. abdd xgott a B!J! from your mom......Aahahaahj i gope u dont remember thisn cuz i w9ont!! (551): . r u serious . (201): yea actuakllyyy yesss... can i have yourrr mammmii's numbaaaaaaaaaaaa

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(201): i fingered her in the bacseat while her dad was driving..then i shook his had with the same that i finger popped his daughter with when he dropped me off.

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(201): Soo my news feed just showed me a pic of you playing light up beer pong about 3 feet away from lots of caution tape- have fun!

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(201): He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"

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(201): She sat on my face with her back towards my head. I was eating her out when she farted and blow diarrhea all over my face.

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(201): i Just texted my Best Friends mother saying... " I need to motorboat your huge teetaas now, Bitch!"

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(201): I wanna train a pterodactyl & fly that shit EVERYWHERE.

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