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(718):
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
(209):
What is it with the people on mdt always texting 'highfive' and 'mid blowjob' if my man wipped out his phone during oral I'd bite his penis! (Recd): I'm so sending that to mdt!
(402):
He grabbed my tits, then told me that it wasn't illegal because he was wearing oven mitts!
(256):
It's so cold tonight, my dick looks like a second belly button
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