(951): yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.

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(604): my ex girlfriend was just getting over the flu. she had it really bad. anyways-i went over to comfort her, one thing lead to another we started 69ing and she shit on my face. diahrea. i guess the flu wasnt gone..she thought it woulda been a fart.

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(262): (recv'd) i just walked in on my mom, having drunk sex with my neighbor. is it awkward that i got turned on?

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(770): "Baby, would you be mad if I sucked another mans dick? I can video it for you... You like guy on guy stuff right?"

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(905): On her period she wanted me to eat her out. she said it was so much kinkier and thought I was like her own vampire sucking her blood

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(806): I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.

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(843): My dog just cummed on my fingers as I was fingering myself...does that mean that I'm going to become pregnant with puppies???

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(504): i used my electric toothbrush to masturbate last night. i forgot and brushed my teeth this morning..oh yeah i was on my period.

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(610): Had two girls making out on my lap, My buddy and I joined in for a 4 way make out, the girls backed out, we kept on kissing...

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(904): Just had sex with a total stranger. turned out to be my cousin

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(203): He f*cked me... and then passed out. The next morning, he woke up and asked me, "Where did the hot girl from last night go?"

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(540): you're constantly on my mind and i can't stop thinking about you. and idk im just afraid. Im afraid this if we get together something will happen that will ruin us. I'm afraid to see you with someone else and i know that sounds selfish and possessive but i cant help it. I mean i cant even say these things to you in person or over the phone. Idk y i just cant. But i just want you to know how i feel and im afraid and dont know what to do.

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(561): i met this chick at the bar. took her home and had sex with her. when i woke up my car was gone :(

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(803): so i never saw his face. it took him about 10 minutes to undo my bra. then he finally got it done. i unzipped his pants and gave him head. i didn't know that my brother went on blind dates.

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