(519): Imagine being a condom and being picked by a gay couple. Thats like a FML moment! (sent): WHAT THE FUCK? (recv'd): being a condom and you'd be all like "oh yeahh im pumped for seeing sex". then BAM picked by a faggot.

Comments: 69

12799 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 8 years ago

Douche comment asshole

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12800 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 8 years ago

gay is okay you ass!

12855 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

^ you must be gay then

89703 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

giggity giggity.... wait!! NO!!! NOT ALRIGHT, NOT ALRIGHT!!!

12857 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

^ your logic is infallible

12860 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

^ like an inflatable penis?

12867 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

what a cunt

12871 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 8 years ago

Not funny at all, dickwad.

12873 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I guess it all depends on whether the condom likes being covered in girl-spoo or crap?

12891 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 8 years ago

lmfaooooooo! this is funny, u ppl gotta relax and chill, seriously, u cant say uve neevr made fnu of gay ppl before :P haha honestly take the pickle out ur ass and have fun

12892 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

why would faggots rly need a condom...they probably already have a std and they cant get pregnant

12907 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 8 years ago

people are too fuckin sensitive... get over yourselves! that shit is funny

12923 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

number 10 you are a fucking ignorant moron. Actually STDs are more common now in heterosexuals. Do some research you dumb fuck.

12944 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

you're...a dumbass. This is stupid. Regardless of how drunk you are, being a fucking douchebag is never funny.

12955 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

What if the condom is gay? I mean if condoms can have thoughts, they can have orientations. So hah. And don't say faggot, that's not nice and it's never funny.

12956 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

you know, with gay marriage being legalized in canada, you wouldnt think such douchebagery would come from a canadian. especially when you've got a dozen americans calling you out on it. epic fail, my friend.

12961 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 8 years ago

Canadian are douches

12967 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

dude, its a joke, and its hilarious. Chill out and laugh.

12978 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Whatever, folks, it was still funny that someone would even think of that.

12991 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

It's hilarious how everyone fights over stupid shit like this.

13004 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

agree with #19. its my DRUNK texts, people say some pretty dumb shit when their fucked up. its meant to laugh at, not start a whole big argument over.

13019 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

lol yea i agree with #20 everyone just chill and have some laughs we all need em :)

13020 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

haha hilarious

13043 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i guess the condom would be pretty pissed too if he got picked and had to be barely rolled down this douchebags tiny cock.

13054 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

lol 23. I think the condom would be more pissed if someone got it and didnt use it for sex. Like as a joke or whatever. "Instead of Having sex with me they filled me up with water and threw me at small children!"

13073 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

jokes that insult a person or a group of people aren't funny. they are tasteless and trashy. try being on the receiving end of a "joke" that insults who you are, then see how funny you think this pos is.

13088 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

wow this was funny untill i looked at all the comments from you over sensitive pussies.... way to fucking ruin it

13133 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

lmfaooo look at all the gays commenting this, sit back and have a laugh stop being so uptight and relax

13140 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Lol #24. You sound like you've had some experience with condom-water-balloons.

13147 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i agree with #16 canadians are douche bags

13162 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

hwo r canadians douche bags? it was one guy u fuckin retard, everyone who got mad at this has to get a sense of humour honestly, tths wat happens wen ur drunk, u do and say shti witout realizin, stop bein a fuckin mangina and laugh u stuck up bitchs :)

13166 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

lol.. fuckin gays and gay defenders.. shut up. If u dont like this, then u have TOO much tollerance. Chill. Almost everyone around u are making jokes out of gays. Because they aren;t like others. People always do laugh at thing they dont understand or at those who arent normal. So again - STOP DEFENDING THEM, cuz it makes gays look even more funnier

13185 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#31 you are a dumbass, making fun of people who might be slightly different. GROW UP

13225 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

close minded, ignorant piece of shit.

13236 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

silly faggot. Dicks go in chicks.

13239 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

haha, you guys are almost as funny as the text. :) keep fighting, silly mortals. :)

13247 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

lol one canadian doesnt represent us all besides if you guys can take a dick you can take a joke =)

13259 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

thats fuckin hilarious...nothin against gay people

13284 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i agree with #34

13290 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Dude. It's funny BECAUSE it's offensive. If you can't take a joke, go screw a spike. Geez. I'm not offended by straight comments. Gays must be super sensitive.

13332 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

sorry but thats fuckin hilarious. some of you need to relax, learn to take a freakin joke.

13387 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I'm gay, and I still think this is funny.

13416 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Wow, I am gay and thought this was hilarious!!!

13423 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

See, even some gay people think it's funny. Quit taking it so fucking seriously douchecocks, it's hilarious as hell!

13435 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

people in canada suck,all they think about is condoms and gay sex? faggs

13440 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i'm so sick of fags thinking they are owed some special priviledge or treatment because they sleep with the same sex. why don't you keep your sexual preferences to yourself. i couldn't care less who you fuck or why. go away.

13442 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

This isn't funny. Not because its about gay people, but because it makes no sense and is stupid.

13444 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Oodles of ashamed to share that are code. We aren't all bigoted douches, I swear. And woot woot at #14

13460 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

wow...u guys are fucking idiots...this is hilarious as hell and i have absolutely nothing wrong with gay ppl...and whoever said that dicks go in chix is the biggest idiot on here...thats ur opinion but not everyone feels that way...have u ever thought that sum guys mite think thats totally disgusting???

13519 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

hey number 31!! funnier is not a word.

13604 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

the text isnt offensive, but the douchesnozzles commenting with slurs sure are

13606 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

everyone go and read #17 ..................and settle down remember deap .....breaths

13725 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

45, they werent saying they're gay because they want special treatment, they're just saying that everyone can chill out because they aren't offended.

13814 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

hey 49, funnier is a word you dumb fuck. if you want, you can change what you said to "hey number 31!! 'more funnier' isn't correct." have a good day idiot.

13925 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I think the jokes stupid. not because it pokes fun at gays but because it takes too long to get to the punch line. and what if the condom was picked by a straight couple who likes anal? anal sex is still sex dumbass.

13996 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

haha well i figure all condoms are trannies anyway because it takes it up the ass by a cock and is shoved into some hole (vag or ass i really dont care its not the point) so it would all depend on the orientation of a talking/thinkn condom (what is a trannies orientation anyway?)

14079 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#55 has a better point than any of you. And I thought gay people were supposed to be open minded? Seems to me that the only ones who are are #'s 41 & 42.

14151 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

but the little condom would still get to see sex, right?

14713 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#57 most sense in all these comments istnèt that really the isasue her. im candaian lol

14804 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I agree with #1

14851 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#58 learn to type

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24296 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

34 wins

44057 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

why is this guy thinking about gay sex whele drunk?

72665 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

its not okay to make fun of gays??..next your gunna tell me we can't make fun of blacks..and then mexicans!! whatever this world's coming to i want no part of it! AND CALM DOWN!..it was a joke, meant to insult (cause those are the best kind!) some people...haha

78862 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

fuckin wow!! people are so fucking ridiculous.. its a fucking joke.. its not even that funny, all these people on here who are offended by it need to shut the fuck up and get a life... worse thigs are happening in this world then this fuckin MDT

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