(607): I'm trying to masturbate but it just won't work, my fingers fail hardcore in comparison to your dick.

Comments: 9


10687 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i want that text...




77209 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

LMAO.




11029 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i've gotten a text like that before.. makes the sex the next time so much better




11158 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

classy.




11202 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Funny story we still haven't had sex since that night, not that we haven't talked alot about it, situations just always don't work as planned. A.K.A. his roomate's been around and since we're keeping it on the DL = no sex, I imagine I'm gonna explode with excitement next time HEHE!




12015 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

someones getting laid tonight lol




71667 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Dude... who in waverly said this?




71883 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Sorry I live in Helmira not Waverly




77211 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Wow. i could nvr admit to masturbation. nd dnt say i do it, cuz most of u r thinking the same thing. its a "if i did..".


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