(831): My gentleman friend is sucking whipped cream out of my vagina with a straw. A crazy straw. And by whipped cream, I mean a yeast infection. But the straw is definitely crazy.

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8828 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

thats disgusting




8991 (1 Points) (+2, -1) 8 years ago

Fake. A yeast infection smells NASTY and there's no way anyone would get near that shit. And no one would just start sucking with a straw unless they put something in there. Some sluts just like to see their name in print. Pisses me off, because this nasty slut is from my area code




8999 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

It's absolutely horrid!.. But actually, in response to the comment above.. A YEAST INFECTION SHOULD NOT STINK AT ALL (I'm an LPN and see them all the time)!! If you have a smelly vag and think it's just a Yeast Infection, you're wrong. You need to go get your shit checked.




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that is the funniest reply i've seen so far. lmfaoo!




9007 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

Oggle doogle do. Clean yourself and don't let anyone near your vagina that doesn't belong there, like a doctor. No sex. Keep clean. Now go watch TV!




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I lost my spider can I see if he is in your ...????? Hair!




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9045 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

To the 4th commenter: Number 1: Duh it's fake. Number 2: It's a text I received form one of my friends being gross and drunk, and don't pretend people in this area code AREN'T gross and drunk.




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9181 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I had a cat once... but she didn't have a YI




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9354 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

That's disgusting.




9361 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#9 I said it was fake. It was my first word, and then I explained why it is fake. Even though someone sent it to you, the fact that it didn't happen should clue you in that we don't want to see fake ass shit here. Oh, and re: the smelly vadge, I've never had a yeast infection, and so was going on what I had been told by those who have. And no one is ever drunk or wasted in the 831. It's all about happiness and unicorns.




9510 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

The point of it being that it was a fucking DRUNK text. Shut the fuck up. Both of you. Thanks.




9529 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Yeah it was a STUPID drunk text and has no business being here. It was a text that was posted just so some lame whore could feel all important that she got 'published'.




Izzy (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

To #4: If you dont want to read drunk texts, and this IS a drunk text, stop visiting a website titled My Drunk Texts you dumb bitch




9603 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

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9955 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

OMG OMG OMG EWWWW THIS IS THE GROSSEST THING I'VE EVER READ




10085 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Ok, back at commenter number 4: You're totally right. It IS about happiness and unicorns! I'm down for that. A lot of people are mean on here, huh?




10265 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

WTF!?!?!




10507 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

um its a DRUNK TXT witch means it belongs here god sum ppl r dumb




10947 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

i seriously just gagged.




11195 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

I think I threw up in my mouth a little on that one




13195 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

DRUNK TEXTS ARE ALLOWED HERE REAL OR NOT. If she texts you while drunk, it's a drunk text. Whether or not she's telling the truth is of no difference.




16721 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i agree with 27..thats shits fuckin nasty. why would you ever want anyone to ever see that?




16735 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

THANK YOU number 28. god people are whiney bitches.




26423 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

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41773 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#28 = new hero. I don't see why people give a shit if it's fake or not. If the person sent it drunk, it doesn't matter what the fuck it says.




49139 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

thatss fuckingg grossss




50753 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

thats nasty >:O




50754 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

thats nasty >:O




59037 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

I Threw up in my mouth. F GROSS




62764 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

aahahaha thats nasty




63128 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

i remember my first beer...




77036 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH




87396 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 years ago

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit


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