(405): Met hot chick at bar. Went to her place. Fucked for like an hour. Played HER xbox, while getting a bj. Fucked again. More xbox and bj. Fell asleep, and what do I wake up to? Motherfucking pancakes... with chocolate chips. I'm in love...
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(405): Met hot chick at bar. Went to her place. Fucked for like an hour. Played HER xbox, while getting a bj. Fucked again. More xbox and bj. Fell asleep, and what do I wake up to? Motherfucking pancakes... with chocolate chips. I'm in love...
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#3 - Jul 24, 2009 04:41 PM by anonymous
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did getting a bj while playing xbox affect how well you played?
#4 - Jul 24, 2009 05:13 PM by anonymous
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dude that is a chick to ride a river with. marry her tomorrow. she is the woman every guy dreams of; cook. gamer, bj artist... you would be a moron of epic proportions to turn that down.
#7 - Jul 24, 2009 07:03 PM by anonymous
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why are you posting this and not on your honeymoon with her????
#10 - Jul 24, 2009 11:28 PM by anonymous
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1.dude, awesome 2.some people vote for both for some reason no matter what they actually feel
#14 - Jul 25, 2009 10:45 AM by anonymous
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sounds like my girl thats why i proposed 2 weeks ago
#16 - Jul 25, 2009 11:08 AM by anonymous
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Wow why are u not fucking her right now and eating pancakes
#18 - Jul 25, 2009 01:51 PM by anonymous
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What? Why are people saying it's impossible... I know too many girls that play xbox that are a pro at way more than this and are actually good looking. No shenanigans... you should maybe see if she's a psycho though
#19 - Jul 25, 2009 03:21 PM by anonymous
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Those 7 "bad nights" are guy's who lost their gaming thumbs and penises in some horrific accident, and now they're extremely jealous. Don't hate.
#20 - Jul 25, 2009 08:47 PM by anonymous
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:) there are more girls out there like me!! thank GOD!!
#23 - Jul 25, 2009 11:42 PM by anonymous
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Maybe the "bad nights" are girls that are jealous they can't please a man like that.
#25 - Jul 26, 2009 03:00 AM by anonymous
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dont let her go you would be stupid not to marry her
#26 - Jul 26, 2009 03:25 AM by anonymous
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I think everyone's missing the point here. This guy is lying.
#27 - Jul 26, 2009 05:46 AM by anonymous
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The guy isn't lying because I'm a girl like that, but the guy I'm with wont even ask me out yet... I thought I was doing everything right?
#28 - Jul 26, 2009 12:46 PM by anonymous
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im guessing this guy was with the chick that posted about waking him up with a bj playing video games then making him breakfast. lucky bastard.
#31 - Jul 26, 2009 09:31 PM by anonymous
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number 28 call me NOW! lets go out this saturday
#32 - Jul 26, 2009 09:34 PM by anonymous
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wow, this guys isnt lying one bit. Im a girl like that. In fact, I enjoy every minute of it. You know, there is such a thing as wanting to please your man just for the fun of pleasing him.
#33 - Jul 26, 2009 10:30 PM by anonymous
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lol girls do like to play video games, i love halo. and pancakes. :)
#35 - Jul 26, 2009 11:06 PM by anonymous
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lol #34 sorry. I have a boyfriend. most AMAZING man on this planet. Im gonna marry that boy one day.
#36 - Jul 26, 2009 11:09 PM by anonymous
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yeah i'm gunna agree with #33... i'm a girl like that and i'm only 18.. its called having an AMAZING relationship :) and acutally knowing how to get and keep a guy!.. and yes girls do like video games.. i've got a 360.. xbox live is where its at
#37 - Jul 27, 2009 12:12 AM by anonymous
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Call of duty is boss. Ive had sex with my man while he was playing COD on xbox live....needless to say, he did very very poorly that round lol
#41 - Jul 27, 2009 11:44 AM by anonymous
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Yeah, this never happened. This site sucks, full of fake texts just to get a reaction out of people in the comments.
#42 - Jul 27, 2009 02:06 PM by anonymous
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i've been with mine for 4 years. Still thinks its funny when the controller vibrates on her head. This is for real. Mine is gonna be a doctor, and f*cks like an animal. Some of us are just lucky.
#44 - Jul 27, 2009 02:10 PM by anonymous
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Girls like that soo exist I am also one of them I happen to love doing all the above and
#45 - Jul 27, 2009 08:29 PM by anonymous
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Ok here is the brutal truth, yes, chicks like that do exist, but it's short-lived, once she snags you, everything changes, she instantaneously resorts to being her mother. Deal with it, men are the same way. Been there done that. Welcome to being Human, my friends...
#46 - Jul 27, 2009 09:03 PM by anonymous
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not gonna lie, im a girl who does that.. dudes, xbox is awesome !
#47 - Jul 27, 2009 09:41 PM by anonymous
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damn i've never met a girl like that they must not exist in wisconsin. i think a girl that owns an xbox and likes to give head while a man is playing it is like bigfoot, a mythic creature
#48 - Jul 28, 2009 02:59 AM by anonymous
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why would someone say this is a bad night? i dont think ive seen anything better
#49 - Jul 28, 2009 10:22 AM by anonymous
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Wow, there are slot of girls claiming to be the same. This sounds like it is turning into an awesome LAN party!
#50 - Jul 28, 2009 12:36 PM by anonymous
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Quick... Fuck the pancakes while the chocolate chips are hot and melted - then tell us which was better.
#51 - Jul 28, 2009 01:04 PM by anonymous
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it is a trap....she's probably a transgender...At 1 point she was a man. and any girl who is great at bj's out of the gate just means she's had 1 too many cocks in her mouth.
#53 - Jul 28, 2009 01:57 PM by anonymous
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LOVE vibrating controllers! :D and its not a trap. just fun while we are young! It turns me on so much that he cant concentrate on the game very well. oo, gettin worked up just thinking abut it.
#54 - Jul 28, 2009 01:59 PM by anonymous
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Picked up this guy at a bar, did everything for him; let him play my XBOX, BJ, cooking... Dude did nothing in turn... Fucking loser!
#55 - Jul 28, 2009 06:30 PM by anonymous
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i know who she is... go see a doc and check for STD.
#57 - Jul 28, 2009 10:09 PM by anonymous
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hmm, sounds like my night. only replace the xbox with a N-64, playing super smash. pretty sure he fell in love with me last night. i rock.
#58 - Jul 29, 2009 07:45 AM by anonymous
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FUCK HER EVRYDAY N MARRY HER N PLAY HER XBOX EVRYDAY
#60 - Jul 29, 2009 09:44 AM by anonymous
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yep yep SSB =) this musta been a great night.. i tried that once.. im not too good at making pancakes thoo =(
#67 - Jul 29, 2009 11:44 PM by anonymous
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i'm a chick and i seriously want to high five you for this. marry her now.
#70 - Jul 30, 2009 02:27 PM by anonymous
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my most recent gf, now ex swayed me into liking her when she made drunken quesadillas with the WORKS---it was delicious after-sex cuisine, then I played some mariokart wii and woke up to belgian waffles and starbucks---it was awesome.
#71 - Jul 30, 2009 03:38 PM by anonymous
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There's a catch...she has AIDS and now you do too. You lose.
#73 - Jul 30, 2009 04:44 PM by anonymous
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of course there are girls like that, i used to do it for my boyfriend all the time but it was never cc pancakes it was steak and eggs or waffles lol and we'd take turns playing and giving head. best year ever!
#74 - Jul 30, 2009 09:16 PM by anonymous
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then he woke up and found out it was all a wet dream.
#76 - Jul 31, 2009 02:12 AM by anonymous
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seems like there's a lot of girls out there like me, cool! =)
#78 - Jul 31, 2009 10:22 AM by anonymous
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u played her male roommate's Xbox. You're welcome
#80 - Jul 31, 2009 11:57 PM by anonymous
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dude if this isn't a total joke marry that bitch!!!!
#81 - Aug 2, 2009 05:58 PM by anonymous
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Think about how many other guys she probably has done that with...you probably kissed like 50 other dicks ;)
#83 - Aug 3, 2009 11:28 AM by anonymous
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why do all the chicks like xbox. PS3 is the best followed closely by N64. But thats still pretty fucking awesome!
#84 - Aug 4, 2009 01:05 AM by anonymous
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74, you took turns giving AND getting head? WHAT.THE.FUCK!
#85 - Aug 4, 2009 04:40 PM by anonymous
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#5, im like that, lol i dont go home with random guys from the bar, but the guy im seeing gets lots of head when he plays video games, and i make him breakfast :D but hey some girls respect their guys playing video games
#89 - Aug 6, 2009 10:05 AM by anonymous
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A lot of bad girls know how to win you over quickly, be careful. It could be a trap. today it's BJ, XBox and Pancakes with choc chips, tomorrow it's a VISA with $5k limit, "you don't buy me flowers", and "I've got a headache", "stay here but don't touch me", "no don't go play those fucking videogames stay here and look after me!", "where have you been, I don't believe you", "you promised me", and "it's been 2 years/5 years, I think we need to talk."
#92 - Aug 8, 2009 09:38 PM by anonymous
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Get the chick to show she is for real. get oof the couch do some REAL Physical activity.....does she have the endurance.....meet her mother.....picture of the future....then decide. If she can cook.....give head and stay fit with a bod you always want...then yeah man grab her and hold her. Video is a game physical fitness is for real and it lasts. A woman who is fit is better than wine. A wine bottle will be empty a fit woman you always want to fill up. :-0 yeah
#95 - Aug 10, 2009 05:00 AM by anonymous
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This sounds soooooooo amazing!!!! Like, so amazing, it has to be bullshit!!! XD
#97 - Aug 11, 2009 09:37 PM by anonymous
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ok #95, see if I'm up to your standards. I'm in track and competitive volleyball 4 times a week, go to the gym every other day. I can run a mile in 7 minutes or less :) I don't have herpes or aids, but I do have a sweet loving mother, and a dad that seems tough to guys to make sure they treat me right but is acctually the nicest dad in the world. I do play xbox a lot, and love halo but my recent fad is the conduit, on wii. I've cooked for my family since I was seven. I'm not a whore, and I'm not crazed for sex likes some girls that'll fuck anything that walks. but I've gotten some pretty good feedback ;) oh, and I'm not dumb either, so you'll have to be honestly deep to win this girl over. questions, anyone?
#98 - Aug 13, 2009 09:28 PM by anonymous
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wow do you feel good about yourself after posting all of your "amazing qualities?" internet attention whorez. tsk tsk
#99 - Aug 15, 2009 03:25 AM by anonymous
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im not hatn but it seems lyk we b treaten thm lyk dogs lmao "wow, this guys isnt lying one bit. Im a girl like that. In fact, I enjoy every minute of it. You know, there is such a thing as wanting to please your man just for the fun of pleasing him."~#33 buthell i aint complainin :DD
#102 - Aug 16, 2009 12:05 PM by anonymous
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74 "we'd take turns playing and giving head" haha wtf kinda freak show is going on and why am i only the second person to point it out
#104 - Aug 16, 2009 10:54 PM by anonymous
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haha #44, vibrating controllers are the best... turn me on. i love when my boyfriend plays video games when i give him a blow job... it's awesomee.
#105 - Aug 17, 2009 12:31 AM by anonymous
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thats a fat chick. what chick has an xbox, gives up sex, and bj while playing then cooks pancakes WITH chocolate chips? not skinny chicks. mosdef not. not the ones that go out in public to be at a bar anyways LOL
#106 - Aug 17, 2009 04:20 PM by anonymous
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If she swallows and takes it up the arse, then you have to marry her!
#107 - Aug 18, 2009 04:45 AM by anonymous
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"thats a fat chick" probably but if he likes the cushion he should grab and never let go
#108 - Aug 19, 2009 02:25 AM by anonymous
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lets be real everyone who says they just absolutely love giving head to their boyfriends while he's playing xbox is bull shitting. and these comments are absolutely hilarious.
#109 - Aug 23, 2009 12:37 AM by anonymous
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AWESOME-sauce i wish i met a girl like that. all i see are bimbos
#110 - Aug 24, 2009 04:07 AM by anonymous
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well I am married, and I also play more video games than my husband, I am an RPG person...Side scrollers, platformers....the only thing i dont play is FPS. Even though GoldenEye 007, on N64 is an exception. My parents raised me to be a housewife so cleaning never phases me and giving my man a home is a top priority. I also went to school to be a chef...also 5'11''..and I could have been a model if it wasnt for my hockey playing or competitve rollerblading....girls like this do exist. I am proof. I am married...because hell, hes only been trying to land me for 5 years! ha.
#111 - Aug 24, 2009 02:43 PM by anonymous
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lol, thats exACTLY what happend with me and my bf a few nights ago. it was so much fun [:
#112 - Aug 24, 2009 07:52 PM by anonymous
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Just do it pancakes with choco chips did u get a bj while eating the pancakes if yes it has to be love lol
#114 - Aug 25, 2009 03:21 AM by anonymous
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im a straight chick and i want to marry her shit
#115 - Aug 26, 2009 03:59 AM by anonymous
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OMG!!! I'm so in love right now!!!! Seriously Tell me you dated her at the least!!!! and who r the 66 morons out there? How can that be a bad night?
#117 - Aug 26, 2009 09:53 PM by anonymous
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Ya you better check for stds now that I THINK ABOUT IT.....
#118 - Aug 26, 2009 09:56 PM by anonymous
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Hahaha, why is this so suprising? Some girls like videogames, and cooking, and giving head. I'm one of them. My man and I celebrate "steak and blowjob day" on March 14th, which is the man's version of Valentine's day. If I knew I'd get proposals for doing things I liked, I'd sleep around more. (and agreed to all the girls that said xbox live is where it's at.)
#120 - Aug 27, 2009 05:08 PM by anonymous
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yeah, long live xbox & BJs! I really don't know why some girls don't like it. It's like....mMmm...can't even compare it to anything. Am i weird...lol the unfortunate thing is that your man can't play that well while you're doing it...haha, specially GH, they fail 1/5 into the song...haha. sadness...
#121 - Aug 27, 2009 11:50 PM by anonymous
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I play my boyfriends ps3. That girl is like my twin. ohh my. pancakes, bjs, sex, gaming. yeah. ME! but not me...
#123 - Aug 31, 2009 10:32 AM by anonymous
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she should play xbox with me! but then not play xbox too then make me pancakes lmao
#124 - Aug 31, 2009 10:05 PM by anonymous
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hah fake..................... you wish you loser
#125 - Sep 2, 2009 03:23 AM by anonymous
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is it bad that this is something i will probably do some day ._. only pancakes = bacon and eggs e.e..... strange
#131 - Sep 27, 2009 12:16 AM by anonymous
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#110- all i see are bimbos to be technical.. im 21 year old female from chicago who has graduated college with my nursing license and work in the emergency room. i wouldnt consider myself a bimbo. thanks. & i play xobox live almost everynight (COD4 nazi zombies.) and i used to give my ex head all the time while he was playing live & i cooked food for him. so were not non-existant, were just hard to find. so keep us while you can =p http://www.myspace.com/boostin_kristynka4g63
#133 - Oct 3, 2009 01:54 AM by anonymous
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Lol the other night my boyfriend was over, and after sex he wouldn't get up, kept muttering "holy crap...", so I turned on World of Warcraft for him, handed him a cigarette, and went downstairs and made him pizza. I think the only thing that disappointed either of us was that he forgot to bring over his xbox 360, and i only have a ps2. :(
#137 - Oct 5, 2009 04:21 AM by anonymous
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Fucking win. Marry her this instant if you haven't already.
#138 - Oct 5, 2009 10:31 PM by anonymous
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http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2203089/how_to_survive_in_the_wilderness.html?cat=49
#139 - Oct 9, 2009 03:17 PM by anonymous
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is there a fucking awesome night button anywhere, i vote on this one every day and its still not enough.
#140 - Oct 10, 2009 02:08 AM by anonymous
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uhh you bitches are crazy, I would never give my boyfriend a blowjob while he plays fucking video games and pays no attention to what is going on down there. besides, this sounds like a trap to me, i'd like an update and see how many more times this has actually happened
#141 - Oct 10, 2009 12:09 PM by anonymous
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Important~ find out JUST how into gaming she is, and whether you're both on the *same* page with that. Ever date a seriously, no joke type of seriously, addicted gamer? It's not pretty. I did all kinds of amazing stuff for my ex, until he got to the point of randomly jeckel/hyde smashing shit if I tried to talk to him during his game~ which was like 18 hrs of play/day. He couldn't function past booze and xbox to pay his own bills. He slept around. I got fucking sick of being lil miss wonderful for someone who didn't deserve it & I left. With trichomoniasis, thank him very much.
#142 - Oct 10, 2009 08:47 PM by anonymous
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This is one of the top 10 nights in the history of the male gender ever!
#147 - Oct 26, 2009 09:10 PM by anonymous
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#133/134 your myspace is pvt and ur default is ur evo >.> nice car but says nothing about how you look...
#148 - Oct 31, 2009 06:31 AM by anonymous
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you sir.... are the luckiest man alive. Chocolate chip pancakes for the win...
#150 - Nov 5, 2009 09:40 PM by anonymous
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If something is that perfect, don't mess it up by getting married. Just enjoy it!
#151 - Nov 6, 2009 08:31 PM by anonymous
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Well my GF does that and im here to tell you they do exist. and she is most defenatly not fat. BJ, sex, video games, sex again then food. so yes tehy do exist. They are just hard to find
#152 - Nov 11, 2009 03:18 PM by anonymous
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were you playing modern warfare 2? that would of been fucking hardcore
#154 - Nov 11, 2009 08:45 PM by anonymous
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HOLY SHIT, I just seen this on Best Nights. and yes I beat her brother in 09. 8-0 hahah and no ring fellas! I never seen her again! I'm an idiot
#156 - Nov 14, 2009 09:14 AM by anonymous
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Oh and another thing this chick wasnt fat at all haha she was hot as fuck.. I do have standards you know? hahah
#157 - Nov 14, 2009 09:24 AM by anonymous
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I'll pay you $10,000 if you'll sell her to me!
#161 - Nov 20, 2009 11:37 AM by anonymous
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# 98, u r the best thing that happened to MDT, and if ur not taken in few years, i'll b out the military with my medical degree and a shit load of certifications and lost of money. recap... fit, rich, smart. ;-))
#162 - Nov 24, 2009 02:42 PM by anonymous
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I married her she does all that and likes to hunt, fish and go nude camping. I have won the wife lottery!!! And no this is not a lie they are out there and I found one. Hooah!!!!!!
#163 - Nov 25, 2009 06:53 AM by anonymous
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for xmas get her Modern warfare 2... then at valentines day.. prepose... thats my plan... lmfao
#166 - Mar 10, 1992 12:59 PM by anonymous
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this is not a tucker max quote? this is my fucking story? didnt i say this already
#167 - Nov 30, 2009 11:00 PM by anonymous
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how drunk were you to think that this girl was hot
#169 - Dec 5, 2009 07:19 PM by anonymous
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that's a great night no, a great day, no a great LIFE!
#170 - Dec 6, 2009 09:28 PM by anonymous
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I wasnt copletely drunk and this chick was hot.. ever see those girls at a bar that are usually covered up? while there friends got the shortest and smalled clothes on well this girl was covered up classy.. but under the clothes was a legit smoking body!
#171 - Dec 8, 2009 04:53 PM by anonymous
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The only people who would have voted bad night would be women. But, I am a woman, and I would so do this shit, except the pancakes. Gluten allergy.
#172 - Dec 8, 2009 08:13 PM by anonymous
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First off this girl needs to get her shit right, n64 all the way. And why wasn't she playing and getting pleased? I'm a girl but it's not like I'm gonna baby my boy around like that. We like playing video games too:) next time let her kick some halo ass while you cook!
#174 - Dec 9, 2009 11:56 PM by anonymous
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i do not understand why some people say this is fake! i love to play video games and if my man wants to play while i give him head.. which we do.. and if i make him breakfast then that just means i'm amazzing! so then thats just lucky for those guys who crash at my place huh!
#175 - Dec 12, 2009 10:49 PM by anonymous
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Sounds like my house lol except gotta have that xbox360 and PS3 Call of Duty :) and bacon with the pancakes :D
#177 - Dec 14, 2009 09:35 AM by anonymous
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Alright guys, here's the truth coming from a female and NO bullshit. Girls like that do exist cause i am one, no they don't change into there mother and no there not always the phsyco type....some are that play video games but not all. I'm a girl that loves playing my Call of Duty on my 360 on xbox live. And yes its fun to do it online so everyone else on there listening to your man can get jealous. But #177 is right, you have to have Bacon with them pancakes and hashbrowns.....and if he's gunna stay for dinner you gotta make him a beef tender loin with that home made terryiaki sauce and baked potato. Come on ladies, in stead of yelling at your man to get off the xbox or PS3.... JOIN HIM and give him head or ride him while he's online andyou'll find out that its fun especially if you don't have a gag reflex lol.......so guys girls like this do exist and girls if your not already doing this and wondering why you can't ever keep a man than go out by a xbox360 or PS3 and start suckin dildo to practice for your next date!
#178 - Dec 14, 2009 09:56 AM by anonymous
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Apparently people who have never played a good video game or gotten good head are saying this is a bad night!
#179 - Dec 17, 2009 01:12 AM by anonymous
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okay well check JUST to make sure there is absolutly no trap or any bull shit like that. if there is sure why the fuck not u can leave her BUT if there is none then you are ONE lucky fucking bastard! i wish i knew how to cook :P ha!
#180 - Dec 18, 2009 11:32 PM by anonymous
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did you eat the pancakes While getting another bj? if so i want her address...
#181 - Dec 19, 2009 11:52 AM by anonymous
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i bet a million dollars this girl was real fat hahahaha
#182 - Dec 22, 2009 04:10 AM by anonymous
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this is fake as shit ive heard this story b4 this website
#184 - Dec 26, 2009 06:07 PM by anonymous
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This isn't fake! I'm with #28. I own an Xbox 360, and kick ass on Call of Duty or Forza! I just wouldn't fuck or give head on the first night.. I can make some killer pancakes too! Lol. :)
#185 - Dec 30, 2009 04:14 PM by anonymous
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When I posted this I commented and said she was quite hot, so stop wasting your time saying this is fake because I wouldnt take the time to post bullshit Robert
#186 - Dec 30, 2009 07:29 PM by anonymous
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haha omg i did that for a dude last night hmmmm...awkward
#187 - Jan 1, 2010 10:47 PM by anonymous
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omg i love xbox and dick im a girl like that all the way..its not impossible
#188 - Jan 1, 2010 10:51 PM by anonymous
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That girl kinda sounds like me...seriously. lol
#189 - Jan 2, 2010 09:20 PM by anonymous
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Marry that girl!!!! Girls like that are hard to come by
#191 - Jan 6, 2010 02:20 PM by anonymous
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i know there isnt any guys that put bad night.......
#192 - Jan 7, 2010 09:37 PM by anonymous
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So? Ive done the same thing while he was playing MW2 on MY ps3. He didnt do so well. lol
#193 - Jan 8, 2010 06:27 PM by anonymous
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So I posted this and just checked, and super glad I'm still number one! Haha quite an honor. And wouldn't it be funny if the girl was one of the people who commented.. awkward.. hahah and for all those who voted bad night, well fuck you. Cause this was the best night of my life hahah Robert
#194 - Jan 12, 2010 02:11 AM by anonymous
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Why do people think that XBOX, PS3, or N64 come anywhere close to the superiority of the SuperNES? They clearly don't, and never will. If you were at my house, you'd be playing Zelda and getting a blow job. Zelda! I can safely say that life for guys probably doesn't get better, but I wouldn't know, becasue I'm a girl... That's my two cents.
#195 - Jan 13, 2010 06:24 PM by anonymous
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Because.. ^ I'm 195, I'm allowed to correct myself :]
#196 - Jan 13, 2010 06:26 PM by anonymous
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i have to say that is an epic night right there
#197 - Jan 14, 2010 02:40 AM by anonymous
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#98 if its true the only thing your missing out of that is the blowjob. if you do that. Come to my place saturday ;)
#198 - Jan 19, 2010 12:56 AM by anonymous
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dude pancakes xbox and bjs sounds like hevean
#200 - Jan 19, 2010 10:48 PM by anonymous
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You, sir, are a GOD. As your advisor in this matter i say marry the woman immediatly.
#201 - Jan 20, 2010 05:35 AM by anonymous
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i used to do all that for my bf and he repaid my by breaking up with me right before christmas.
#202 - Jan 20, 2010 07:25 PM by anonymous
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Y'all posting in a troll thread....this never happened. And the chicks on here that are saying they do... Ill bet that they are guys pretending to be girls. or it's just the OP.
#203 - Jan 22, 2010 12:52 AM by anonymous
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dude... your girlfriend should hang out with mine sometime!!!
#205 - Jan 26, 2010 10:16 AM by anonymous
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haha i havent checked this in awhile but i cannot beleive that there are still haters here haha oh well you guys cant ruin my best night ever haha and 205 you hoping she rubs off on your girl? haha Robert
#206 - Jan 29, 2010 10:20 PM by anonymous
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Bull shit. this is straight out of tucker max. fake.
#207 - Feb 4, 2010 06:17 PM by anonymous
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Wow... It's true the world is full of fucking retards without a life... and this just proves it. If all of you are just like that then why the fuck are you here to begin with?!
#209 - Feb 10, 2010 03:18 AM by anonymous
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Fucking win shiiit :) if yall would have been play Morden warfare thaat would be fucking epic win : )
#210 - Feb 12, 2010 01:22 PM by anonymous
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I sooo love to give my boyfriend bjs when he plays xbox i love how he cant concentrate on the game :)
#211 - Feb 14, 2010 12:13 PM by anonymous
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we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by 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fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the 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sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka 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the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i 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the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time.
#213 - Feb 15, 2010 10:27 AM by anonymous
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Number 126 did you get that from the second evil dead
#214 - Feb 15, 2010 10:10 PM by anonymous
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hey, im a guy and i dont like bj's and think sex is overrated. i rather do quadratic equations!
#216 - Feb 15, 2010 11:23 PM by anonymous
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It's werid how guys think that girls like that don't exist. I've been play xboxlive, mostly halo, for going on five years. And I'm going to school for baking and pastry, and it's not that difficult to cook.
#217 - Feb 16, 2010 02:46 PM by anonymous
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marry her or tell me where she is so I can do it damn #217 do you suck and fuck and do all this for us the next morning
#218 - Feb 16, 2010 06:56 PM by anonymous
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I would dump that hoe so fast her head would spin.
#219 - Feb 17, 2010 12:03 AM by anonymous
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Shudda eatin the pancakes off her ass while fuckin
#220 - Feb 17, 2010 01:37 PM by anonymous
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Shudda eatin the pancakes off her ass while fuckin WHILE PLAYING THE XBOX.
#224 - Feb 28, 2010 11:14 AM by anonymous
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epic win dude but the only reason im commenting cause the one dude is a douche for leaving a realy long comment that are lyics and are fucking copied like 1000 times. ur a douche man. get a fucking life. stop eating squirrles!!! BASTARD
#227 - Mar 6, 2010 08:56 PM by anonymous
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this makes me want to fuck you so bad. im 14 and horny as fuck. i think this is going to be a problem.
#228 - Mar 7, 2010 06:02 PM by anonymous
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